New Jersery Frivole , Only B / S Allowed
 

This thread is dedicated to you GREAT chapter leader, Tom, TJC Transport, in hopes that he stays home, instead of posting his b/s in the respectable chapters of FTE. :-D

No serious thoughts allowed, only the posts you would like to make elsewhere but really shouldn't.:-missingt

Doing my part for the betterment of the NJ chapter, luv & respect, the king of frivole, post paddin and ho'ing.:-wink

Let the ho'ing begin.

Morning Steve and the rest of my NJ friends

Morning Steve,

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now this is a REAL easter bunny!!!
 

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He weighs in at 22 pounds and measures a little over 3 feet .. he is a breed
of rabbit called german giant (how appropriate!). This is his owner, Hans Wagner,
struggling to hold him up. from the NY Post article:

We don't feed him an unusual diet said Wagner. He goes through more than his brothers and sisters, but he eats the same food mix.
His favorite food is actually lettuce. He can never get en ough of it.

LOOK AT THOSE FEET!

THIS IS A TEST AND ONLY A TEST,

DO NOT TOUCH YOUR KEYBOARD,

DO NOT REFRESH YOUR SCREEN,

DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL THE TEST IS COMPLETE!!!





















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TEST COMPLETE, YOU QUALIFY!

Thats a BIG bunny Tom!!!!

Good morning.Happy Easter.

happy easter i dunno about yall i have to go paint

Good morning everyone. Happy Easter!!

Tom that is one giant rabbit!

Happy Easter all.

Chris

i wonder if his name is hossenfeffer??:-missingt

OK, so what are you painting? Easter eggs or a Ranger?

i had to paint my living room just got done not ten minutes ago two coats of green on the walls and beige on the woodwork and white on the ceiling

Aaaaaah, nothing like the feeling of accomplishment of a job well done.




Hope nobody changes their mind about the colors!

Morning Steve and NJ peeps

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Good morning..One more day of moving...I think.

Afternoonie Steve, Tom and the rest of my NJ friends

Wow! Be nice to have that over with!

Afternoon all......you too George ;)

Good evening everyone!

Hey 73f'er how about adding your firstname to your sig so I know who to yell at, lol

Just call him "Scooter" because we don't have a Scooter and how are we supposed to get along without a Scooter?

Haha. Where did that come from?

Ok I'll add it :-wink

still moving with that trailer?? how much stuff did you have in that house??????

It is just fabricated out of cyber-stuff! And we have plenty of that around here. :-D

Yep I can see that :-D

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That's cool!!! Do they have them for old 200 pounders?

I dunno. Looks like it could be fun though

Uh-oh, looks like you might have to be "scooter" Sean. We already got a couple of Seans on board. (don't that just suck when your own name is taken?)

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy said, "What the heck bring me an order."

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."

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LOL Phil I love that pic lol

Great Phil! I need to order one of those classy signs!