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phil6608 04-02-2008 02:50 PM

Run this by Merrill Lynch !

RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00.

So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

JJPMach1 04-02-2008 05:35 PM

anyone doing anything at 7AM tomorrow?

The Sands parking garage is coming down, they are using 3x's the amount of explosives they used to bring down the casino. It should be a site to see.

350steve 04-02-2008 05:41 PM

That should be nice to watch,but i have to be at work..

73f100shortbed 04-02-2008 07:45 PM

Hey everyone. How are you all doing?

sglaine 04-02-2008 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by 73f100shortbed (Post 5986468)
Hey everyone. How are you all doing?



I am tired Sean and I am headed for bed....Have a great night

350steve 04-02-2008 08:45 PM

Whats up sean..Good night sean..

350steve 04-03-2008 05:42 AM

Good morning..

phil6608 04-03-2008 05:48 AM

Morning Steve

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350steve 04-03-2008 06:02 AM

morning to you phil..

BIGKEN 04-03-2008 07:58 AM

Good morning Tom...Steve...and the rest of Joisey!!!

Bdox 04-03-2008 09:28 AM

Hey y'all!





A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
we are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

JJPMach1 04-03-2008 11:06 AM

I had a great morning. Let me tell ya, that implosion was the loudest one that I've been at so far!

here's the video link for ya, click on the button that says "video included"

NBC40.net :: News

glruff 04-03-2008 11:47 AM

That was awesome JJ, did you get in the video, lol

sglaine 04-03-2008 12:39 PM

Good afternoon everyone

350steve 04-03-2008 04:33 PM

Afternoon sean..


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