Maryland Shout Outs , All B / S Welcome
 

As a tribute to Tractor Boy, MD's hard working, b/s'ng chapter leader, I offer up this thread, from the King of post paddin, ho'ng or whatever you want to call me. lol

Topics of general interest in this thread: NONE

Topics of serious interests: NONE

Topics of personal attacks: NONE, except for TB

Topics of Braggin N Other B/S: ALL WELCOME

Let the B/S flow. lolhttps://i125.photobucket.com/albums/...ORS/fing10.gif

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House break in
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A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.


When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight bea m came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Hi Maryland,,,How you all doin?

What's up guys..

well from my little slice of maryland everything is fine. Just looking forward to going to a concert next month with a couple of friends. also hoping to finsh working on my ambo. need to finish replacing injector o rings. 7.3 diesel in an e350 means not alot of room to work. hope to see people soon.

Fire put you first name in your sig, it helps me to yell at the right person. lol

Hope you don't get struck replacing the injector O rings in your E350. hehehehe:-D

george it is shaun. and yes i did. it sucks even more because i dont have a building that i can put it in to work on it. so i work on it when the weather lets me.had to also put a starter in it and that really sucked.

Hi Shaun.....

hey phil hope you are enjoying the holidays.

I'm having a nice holiday/post ho day...lol

How are your holidays going?

pretty good. just working right now. nothing like working overtime when the college is closed for the holidays. it is like a mini vacation.

I nominate Shaun (Fire240) for most active chapter member, other than me and Bud both working hard behind the scenes gearing up for an event filled 2008......

and George y aim the personal attacks and b/s @ me.?????????? aint u the king of b/s??

Hey shaun..How they hanging man....

good just want the 31 to get here. working 12 straight days in a row sucks.otherwise hello overtime. thanks for the nomination t.b. just trying to make the chapter look active.

Heck I'm more active here than TB:-missingt