Put the seat down!
 

I finally got back at the wife after years of whining about not putting the seat down.

She just discovered that she can raise the seat in the 250. Of course she's about 5'2 and has to run the seat all the way forward to reach the pedals.

Yesterday I go to climb in the truck and stopped. There's no way I could get into the truck with the seat all the way forward and all the way up. So I went and got her and had to instruct her on how to put the seat back to were it was when she got in the truck.

I told her "if I have to put the seat down in the bathroom, you have to put the seat down in the truck".

She's still laughing.........

And you lived! If I did that, One week from today I would be dead 1 week!
She would give me the RDC Dog look and it would be over - for me!

LMAO
Rod

Our Dalmation likes to drink out of the toilet, even if she has water in her bowl.
I would rather she did not drink from the toilet, so not only do I put the seat down, I close the lid.

Wife used to complain about the seat being up.
Now I bitch at her for leaving the lid up.

What comes around, goes around just as easily.

Never have the truck problem at my house,
I don't drive her car, she don't drive my truck.
To dirty in my truck, it would ruin her nice clothes.

Dave it is OK if they drink out of the toilet. The problem comes if you try to kiss her. It's worse if your wife catches you kissing the dog!

I am LMAO!!!! What a crew!

Joe

No the problem is when she starts kissing me.

If i said nothing to her, I would get a complete tounge bath from head to toe every day when I got home.
She starts by sitting on my lap, then she leans back like she is sitting beside me, then she starts turning and kissing.
Neck, face, arms, hands usually in that order.

Just wish the wife loved me half as much as the dog does.
She is under my feet as I type this.