Got any good sayings?
 

I heard a decent one today, "buy/get EXACTLY what you want, even if you don't need it or it gives you problems, in the end you will be happier!"

The above saying was related to buying a diesel truck when you don't need one, however it can be applied to life!


So what ya got?

I have mine under my name :D

I was born an American;
I will live an American;
I shall die an American.


Ok so I wasn't quite born American...but it sounds funny if you stick Irishman at the top...

The sweetness of low price is long forgotten after the bitterness of poor quality and service set in.

If it smells good, eat it.

Busier than a one legged man in an azz kicking contest

and

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

When someone is down and thinks it can't get worse.
"Look on the bright side it can and will get worse some other time."
"Turn that frown upside down and make another clown unemployed."

Im a contractor /handyman by trade
Printed on the back of my truck bears the slogan
"we repair what your husband fixed"

I get more women walking up to the truck asking for my card with that logo..and a good return in business

I was sorry I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.

if it aint broke dont fix it,cheaper that way

Support mental health .. or I'll kill you.

When you get old and think you're sweet, take off your shoes and smell your feet.

All fishermen are liars except you and me. And sometimes I'm not so sure about you.

All that's necessary for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.

What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.