Woman's Poem-Man's Poem
Womens Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a **** |
sniff...sniff...sob, shutter....I'm touched. Verily. Moved even.
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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_18_4.gifOhhhhh can't let the wifey see this....
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Wow... Where did you guys find my diary? I knew I shouldn't have left it at home. I shoulda brought it to school with me to keep it safe...
That's awesome. Ryan |
That's pretty funny. :-D
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a **** Terry are you going to use that for a personal ad. :-D |
H3ll, I thought that was Terry's prayerhttp://www0.fh-trier.de/~gielj/smilies/pray.gif after the ink dried on the divorce papers!!! http://www0.fh-trier.de/~gielj/smilies/vertag.gif |
How is it we can pull a man from a burning building, http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_12_25v.gif or save a man from drowning, http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_17_9.gif and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_3_110.gif Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_2_31.gif Hehehe.... j/k, terry...
Tom |
Originally Posted by Century Coronado
MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a **** |
Originally Posted by mrfixit64857
How is it we can pull a man from a burning building, http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_12_25v.gif or save a man from drowning, http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_17_9.gif and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_3_110.gif Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_2_31.gif Hehehe.... j/k, terry...
Tom |
Originally Posted by tcbofade
And is three feet tall, with a flat top hair cut....}>
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You're startin to creep me out. You just described Brad.
Ryan |
Originally Posted by FghtinIrshNvrDie
You're startin to creep me out. You just described Brad.
Ryan |
You're startin to creep me out. You just described Brad.
Originally Posted by slmann
:-X14 :-missingt Now that's funny.
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Maybe you better have that drink. Are we a little cranky today? I can get you a good deal on some prunes if you need them again. :-D
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