Redneck Roll Call
 

If your a redneck cowboy or jus plain ol outlaw southerner give a RUFF N ROWDY YEE HAWW!!! for the REDNECK ROLL CALL!!!!


Qualifications: 1.Must either wear wranglers, boots, and some kind of fishin t shirt to school
2. Must drive a truck, has to be loud to, oh and if its under a 1/2 ton dnt even bother.
3.Must enjoy fishin, huntin, and all other kinds of sports that involved furry lil critters and the good ol outdoors.
4.Must own at least ONE gun, ur daisy red ryder dont count!!
5.And you must think that the best dress a girl can wear is her Daisy Dukes, or her TIGHT BUTT JEANS!!!

If at least TWO of those account for you then gime a YEEHAW if not then gimme a good ol IMA YANKEE HER HER HER!!!


SORRY ITS 2 in the mornin on a school nite and im bored outta my mind!!!! Dont go to judgin me now lol jus tryin to livin things up in here n by the way YEEEE HAWWW!!!!!!!

Ok ima change the rules, its gotta be 3 things and im adding one mored with a good ol jeff foxworthy twist. I MADE IT UP THOUGH ... 6.If you think your best dress pants are your wranglers that DONT have a Skoal ring in em you mght be a redneck!

well, guess I'm the First so YEEEEEEEEEHAAAWWW!!!!!

I always wear Wranglers or 20X jeans, cowboy boots, a western style button up shirt, and a cowboy hat. I drive an F-250 PSD straight piped. I don't have the patience to hunt or fish (but I do like shootin stuff). I own several guns,and a girl looks the best in Wranglers!!! I don't consider myself a redneck though, I think of a redneck as someone who likes to show out-loug flashy things, and usually no class at all. I would consider myself as country, cowboy, or hick.

I know everyone thinks of redneck in a different way, that's just the way I see it.

Timhttp://images.ford-trucks.com/forums...ies2/wink2.gif

YeeehaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwOo.
IM FULLY QUALIFIED!:-X10

i reckon ive been beat to being first, but im still here.

I wear boots everyday, even though people cant figure out why.
Ive got a 80 F250, 2.5 inch glasspack on a 351... it makes some noise.
Remington 870 Express Magnum 12 Ga, Winchester model 190 .22
What a girl wears doesnt matter to me, i like em just about any way i can get em!!!!

YEEEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!!!!
[X]

I'm about the only guy in San Jose, CA that wears camo hats, owns a couple guns, and drives a big truck. I feel so out of place in California. I just love the looks I get when I blast some country music in my truck in the middle of the city!

yehaw, how many of you can trace back relatives that died for the south in the cival war? that sould be my invite into the club right there.

got my first gun Ruger 10-22 at age nine, skiped the beebee gun and went straight to the 22, got my second gun, Remington model 870 express magnum at age 11 when i started deer hunting with dad, iowa second season in late december.

i dont own a tractor but the straight piped 300 in my 82 f100 sounds like one, also have true duals with thrush magnum glasspacks behind the 302 in my 96 f150. although they are both half tons their both loud.



last but not least how many of you can say you've got a story behind why your nickname is jimbo beam.http://images.ford-trucks.com/forums...ies2/spiny.gif

Boots......Check
Wranglers....Check
Loud truck...Check
Hunt....Check
Fish....Check
Guess I'm in.
YEEEHAWWW!!!

I guess i'm a 'yank'

But i'm the closest thing to it where i live.

Drive a big Ferd and i wear my boots and my Ford racing hat and NASCAR shirt. haha

And i listen to old country really loud.

Well I guess I'm the first Canadian Redneck to join this here party.

I wear work boots most days my best pair of pants are my Carhartt work pants (I wear duck bib overalls most of the time). I own a .22 thats over a hundred years old (no lie), a .30-30 with a broken stock because my Grand"pops" used like a club on a deer, a .308, and a 12 gauge pump action. And a PSE compound bow, I killed my first grouse at the tender age of 4 and have slaughtered something with every gun I own. I drove an 89' F-150 that was sittin' on 35's until I wrecked offroading, I had a 96' until it was T-boned by a retard and I'm currently lookin' for something else it will be Ford. So...

Yeee....Haw!

im a proud member of the sons of the confederacy mosby camp
first gun remington 870 express mag synthetic, which i changed out for a top folding stock, and it is hangin over my bed and under my big ol rebel flag.

jeans every day, boots no matter what im wearing and no fishin shirt but i got 1 with a big ol rebel flag on the back and has general lee (person not the car) and says respect was earnd not given.

my truck is plenty loud right now, no point in the radio

fishin, cant get enough, huntin aint had a chance to go i just moved to huntin country, but i have shot a furry cirtters with a tater gun if that counts like squrril and deer

own 3 guns and there are like 15 in the house if not more, first thing i shot was a .308 when i was about 6 then a 30-06 when i was 7 then we finally got a 22 but i dont really use that i like my ak (wasr-10, romanian copy)

and about the girls in jeans ;) :-fire

i dont really dip so i dont gotta worry about the skoal ring but i do try to find the pants with the least grease on em and my cleanest white t-shirt.

so......
YEHAWWWW

YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWW

I'm a redneck and PROUD of IT

I drive an 86 f-150 302 with headers and dual glasspacks, it has 31in swampers.

I've worn jeans and boots to school forever

I love to hunt and fish and anyother outdoor activity

i am a yanky red neck i wear work boots every day and i think there the most comfortable thing hahaha, i drive a 96 f250 psd with stacks of course straight piped,and yea that skoal ring does a number on my pantsnd what better that a girl with tight jeans on or a pair of daisies. i can think of one hahaha o yea i gotta be out doors all the time

YEEEEEHAAWWW

count me in. 78 F250 with a flatbed andlots of lights. jeans and boots are a must. guns, of course. girls in wranglers make my day. i dont have a skoal ring but i got a redman pouch..lol

I am a yankee hick. I drive a 95 f-250 no bumper no exuast dents every were. Chew 2 cans a day smoke a pack a day drink love girls in jeans were boots all the time (last year i had to run 4 miles in my steel toes for lacrosse. own an tons of guns.
Dan

Ok, i'm deffinately qualified i own 5 trucks that are driveable, 2000 350 Dually, 77 K5 Blazer(been in the family since new), 73 F-350, 77 F-250, and 78 F-250, all are 4wd except the 73, i hunt, fish, ride my horses, quad, and dirt bike. All i wear is Boots (ropers or cowboy), Wrangler Slims, our company shirts, and my camo cap or my cowby hat with my wrangler or carhartt jacket.
My group is known in YC & Sutter for us being rebels/outlaws i guess you could say (play cat and mouse with the local sheriffs dept when they try stoppin us for speeding or drinkin or just having a good time, it seriously a game don't take what i said the wrong way, the cops are all my mom and uncles friends, so it really a game.

Come up north, (like an hour past sac a town called Yuba City or Sutter and you'll feel right at home...) About 80% of people that go to our high schools drive lifted trucks, 95% chew, drink, mud and just have fun.

omg!!!! i dont see one girl posting here!! or at least i dont think there is any...oh well!!

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAWW!!

even if i cant drive yet, y'all know what im gonna be drivin. lol

I dont see any Of age girls in this forum, but maybe theyre just hidin or sumthin.

You got a big YEEEEEEHHHHAAWWWWW from me.

KingRach, is "Boring" a real city? I'd hate to live there....

...then again...we have Hell, Texas lol.

I got the truck ('94 Ranger)
I got the gun (Savage .300 Mag)
I got the girl (a year and two months as of 23 minutes ago)
I got the uniform (Wranglers...though it was shorts today!)

I don't think I missed anything...

Maybe, but there aren't any people my age on the site anyways

lol. There is also Hells, Michigan and yes, Boring is a city in Oregon. Another one here is Sweet Home, Oregon.

no, its just hell, michigan. we also have climax, michigan and theres one other one, but I forget...its said sometimes that we're the only stae where you can go to hell, climax and then ___ in the same day.... dang.. wish I could remember.

I wouldn't say I'm a complete redneck. I'm a yank neway. I wear my carhartt jeans for workin with my steel toe boots. No guns in this house, go to my cousin's for that. I drive a 4x4 95 f 150 4x4 with a CB and linear pushin 100+watts and dad drives a 2001 F 150 4x4.

we just dewinterized the boat today-lakes haven't even froze over once. can't wait to get out there and start fishin tho.

Well 4 out of 5 ain't bad. I'm not from the south I'm north of the country boarder.

My most gutsy truck is a 85 with a 351 windsor H.O. mudders and glass pack.

Lucky number .079 (If I get pulled)

Wranglers everyday
96 powerstroke straight pipes
at least 4 guns here in the house thats mine
live on a farm....always outdoors
my girl friend wears wranglers everyday...gotta love them tight fittin jeans
YYYYYYEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW

Hmm let's see. I drive a PSD Super Duty, fish in the summer, and I do own a pair of Wrangler jeans. I live in MA but what the hell YEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!

well I am not a red neck, for sure. But I do own a truck and I love it when girls wear Daisy Dukes and/or tight jeans..I do not own a gun nor wear Wranglers and a fishing shirt to school. But whatever floats your boat guys. YEEEHAAA

well im been coverted for a year or 2. got a truck, love country music, love my $70 dollar woveriens, rustlers, work on a dairy farm, watch cmt a lot, love the dukes of hazard (ever since i was a kid), paintball, got a mossberg 500A 12 gauge pump, love camping, country girls, ohio, texas, anti liberal and the outdoors
YYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAWWWW
and Git-R-DOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

I be a redneck
 

If a redneck needs that stuff then I be a redneck. My trucks a plugger and I have cow **** on my boots.

Northern hick right here.

i dip smoke hunt and drive a leveled straight pipe psd
oh yeah my family owns a dairy farm
do i count?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
loofs like a used car lot in my backyard and i think daisy dukes are the stuff

Boots, Jeans, Cowboy or Camo hat, Dual straight piped truck... I think I may qualify.:-X22

-Tyler

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! I wear my boots all the time even with my cutoff BDU Short's, I have a 79 3/4 ton that you can see the road through the floorboard while driving and also has a garden hose as a vent tube and a tin can as the power steering cap and a gash in the tailgate from cutting wood for the hen house with the circular saw, my first gun was a 22 when I was 5 and had a 4-10 by the time I was 7 and a 10 guage by the time I was 9. I grew up on a farm where my best jeans were the ones that didn't have cow crap on them from tryin to get them into the shoot so we could brand them. My first pet was a calf that I helped deliver when I was 7! Had to grab its feet and pull!

I almost forgot "If you have ever used bailin wire, 16 penny inch nails, and duct tape to fix something, you might be a redneck!" GET ER DUN!!!

1 12 gauge
2 20's
a 78 f250 with gun rack and WIDE tires/ slightly lifted in the rear,
6' CB ANTENNA. a sticker that says" If you can read this roll me back over"
Boots,Blue jeans
Delivered many colts, calves
Get er done boys

I miss all of the cool threads until they're over...
 

Yeeeee HAW!

Ryan

yeeeh haaaaw!
 

Plugger truck's Red green pink white and rusty trucks. Real trucks rattle when they run!8D

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