Picked my nose in front of mirror.......not standard issue mirror
Wore pants when bent over showed crack :eek:

donnie, you aint no plumber, put it away!!!

well there's "kid stupid"...then there's "adult Stupid" and then there's "shouldn't be breathin' stupid"...my best contributions fall into the last category


but anyways..."kid stupid" was screaming down a hill on my bicycle blowing a big old chewing gum bubble from about a half-pound of gum I was chomping on...bubble blew from the wind pressure and a sheet of gum covered my face and eyes....right off the road...........landed ugly...forgot about that until I had a car hood once fly up in front of me on the highway about 20 years later

"adult stupid"...well...pretty damn drunk a lot back then (always helped)...was out alley-catting with a gal I knew....wound up passed-out at her place....phone rings in the middle of the night and I reach over and answer it thinking I'm home in bed....take a wild guess who was on the other end of the line looking for me...:-)

"shouldn't be breathing stupid"...well maybe some other time..I still get the shudders from a lot of them

Man your still breathin.Son that ain't stupid.THATS JUST PLAN DAMN LUCKY! :-X01

I would make a list but the FBI would probably come looking for me :P
...
but there was this one time when I was dating this one girl and her foot got caught
in the steering wheel....I will leave the rest to your imagination...LOL

Stain removal was a thought of interest back then...

I'ma wearing, i meant i once wore a shirt that my belly sticks outta :-roll

I once drank a light beer with my whiskey...my head hangs with shame.....

LOL!!!!:-X14 ALL my shirts let my big ol belly hang out!:o Well most of them.:-X05

My head hanged for another reason when i mixed beer and whiskey in the same night............Think i was-a Callin ralph and earl:-X15

then don't be mixing gin and wine....I did that once and wound up being a public embarrassment to the entire human species....and it'll make you hurt so bad the next morning that you'll think you're healing the sins of the earth with your pain

Yeah, Hadn't done that in a while:)

Awe, come on now - you don't think they could fine ya hear - i meant find ya here do ya :-X14

Ta hell with the fbi- and the atf, if they had any male apparatus they wouldn't be bitch's to the guvmint.
Our Constitution never gave those bitches any authority at all.
Due to time/size constraints go to
www.firearmsrights.com
to learn more and the truth.

i feel the need to say "amen"

Thanks matt.....

3Bronco- ssshh , they may hear you...

well said sir, well said!! i must agree, this is something that has gone on unsaid for too long. praise be to OLD87!!!!!

As it should you nin-com-poop :-D Anybody and I mean ANYBODY who would ruin perfectly good whiskey with a lite beer should be severely beaten about the head and shoulders and made a designated driver :-X14 Let this be a warning to ALL of you of the consequences you will face by following in Old87's footsteps. :-D

As for adult stupid.....woke up with a coyote fugly once (no lite beer for this Jarhead) and had to exit via a bathroom window...took everything Uncle Sam taught me about stealth, cover and concealment to escape with my dignity and shoes.....

Now back to cleaning my 1911-A1 .45 Cal ACP so I can be ready. :-X01

Now back to cleaning my 1911-A1 .45 Cal ACP so I can be ready.
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Ya mean ya only got one??

i gotta shot gun rifle and a four wheel drive 'cause a country boy can survive:)
i gotta tell ya'll sometime about the time i thought someone broke into my house wee morning hours, i'm running down the stairs pistol in hand, dam-cat.........

Do you really think I have only ONE?? If I listed my inventory "da man" would prolly have a myocardial infarction (heart attack) :-D


J

i want this one on tape!!

and old87, i am the deprived one, i dont even have the one, but am in the process of savin to get one!! you have trained me well master

We gotta hook up on this deal.
If the weather holds out maybe we can all go for pratice..

so do you still have a cat?

Nope - cat hadda go:)

As my brother says,,better to be wakin' next to a skanky lookin' gal rather than wakin' up next to a good looking guy......<LAUGHING>that boy makes me nervous..... I was up at the tristate flea today just over the line in Murphy NC and saw a gorgeous Model 97 Winchester 12 ga. pump, 32 inch barrel..not a bit jiggered up or reblued....ol' boy wanted 350-400 bucks, tight action and choke wasn't shot out...I just dropped a rebuilt 351 in the truck so I had to pass...very painful exercising self-control

Welcome Twins, self control at a show can be a bi**h ..

my thoughts exactly, that is why i dont go, and dont feel bad TWINS, i just dropped a rebuilt 351 (408) in the truck, that is why i am still savin to get my kimber!!

to the range we go- just gotta get my glasses...

I got my earplugs:)

i got 300 rounds, and a new bottle of hoppes, lets go!!

Oh I love Hoppes...a bore cleaner and an after-shave all in one.....but ya need a can or 12 of Birchwood Casey Gun Scrubber spray...that'll clean the scunge offa a motorbike, an old Ford 351...hell even makes my wife smell prettier :-)

[QUOTE=Twinsbut ya need a can or 12 of Birchwood Casey Gun Scrubber spray...that'll clean the scunge offa a motorbike, an old Ford 351...hell even makes my wife smell prettier :-)[/QUOTE]



thats true, but i will take your word for the wife smell!!! he he he!!!

Twins- you've found like company.
Hoppes is my fav next ta hickory or old $.

We have all done stupid things. My list topper would be buying my lumina van.

yes i have:) i bought a front wheel drive pontiac one time.......wish i didn't

I think I was 16 at the time. My dads trailer was loaded to the gills with lawn equipment. I needed the bronco2 the trailor was attached to. There was no trailor jack on the trailor. So I grabbed a service jack and proceaded to jack up the tongue. The trailor rolls back (didnt chock the wheels) and the tongue pins my leg to the ground.:eek::-X09

Lucky You-....
We gotta get some pics of 70Blue- that truck is too cool...

About to charge Digital camera batteries. If all goes well I will take care of the Gallery within the next few days.

Ok I thought I didnt have much to state here but this is adding up. There is a bullfrog hiding in my bedroom. I went out to my truck and caught him on the front porch maybe an hour ago. I brought him in to show my wife and he got a way.