Sounds familiar Lou...

Freak April snowstorm. Had the bright idea to "spring clean" my truck & took out the snow chains the week before...normally they'd rattle around til August or so. Only way out of parking lot was blocked by the snowbank made by the plows. I lost my nerve midair. Truck stopped with front wheels about 8" off the ground. Snowbank had turned into mostly ice - losing my nerve was apparently common sense kicking in about 2 seconds late.

It was about 20 degrees. I'd gotten back from Mexico 11 pm the night before. No winter clothes, no boots, no coat. Stuck in town & wound up sleeping in a unheated attic. Got out my nice, new WOOL Oaxaca blanket, wrapped up in it, borrowed a shovel & started digging. About 2 hours later, a guy plowing took pity on me & lifted my back bumper over the icebank. I only had 5 more inches to go!

I decided after that that maybe slobbishnesas wasn't so bad after all...

KEEP 'EM going, i love it.....

Lessee...there was the time I went to fix a shorted cord on a small <ahem> personal appliance. Got out my (insulated) dikes & went snip....
followed by **POP**, blue spark & darkness.
Then had to think fast to explain how I tripped the breaker.

And then there was the time my woodstove wasn't drawing quite rigtht. Took off the stovepipe to clean it with an old chain. Had forgotten I'd also asked my landlord to clean the chimney. He used the country method - rags and fuel oil. I didn't know he was doing his thing until I heard my smoke alarm go off.....house was FULL of oily smoke. Got into clothes, linens, dishes, everything. Only benefit was that I learned how to get the smoke smell out of just about anything washable.

And these are just stories involving sobriety.....

LMAO :-X14 :D :-X03

Now that's funny

Yea right!!!!" diks and went snip":-X21}>;)</ahem>

I have had the creeping crud for 5 days now and am about stir crazy, today I decide enough is enough, a quick swig of Dr. Bombay, glance at the thermometer, it's only 48 degrees cold, out I go and wash my PSD. That's not the stupid part but here's it comes so hang on.........it's supposed to rain/snow tonite and tomorrow, guess I should have checked the weather channel first huh??

jh

HEY GrayRanger's back, fill us in man!!

jh

Damn cant sneak anything past you. LOL:-X04

Jeff due to my intake of Dr. Bombay I now have spidey sense, I can even feel my hair growing back LOL :D

jh

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can....
Locate us a BBQ van.
Just like you can.....

Old87,

I've been playing with the idea of getting an old school bus to tinker with...they're REAL cheap. (Like I need something else in the driveway to fix. Would probably lead to a divorce. At least I could live in the bus, LOL).

I can see it...The PSD/Ford BBQ & Brew Express. Pull up to a BBQ joint, put on the stop lights, with the little "STOP" sign that comes out, and a bunch of us come stumbling off....

You'd have to open the rear emergency door and just roll me out :-X03 :-X03 :-X18

jh

LMAO - I wanna drive, at least once......

Yoz kids behave back air....pass me a cold one please

"Don't make me stop this bus!! Roll the keg closer!!"

Big yeller bus with a big pink pig on the side - "best butts in Georgia"

ROTFLMAO :-X14

jh

Camo bus with realtree paint job and in white letters " HA-HA- You can't see me"

How bout a CNG Marta bus.
We won't get far on natural gas, but we can stick the kegs up around the tanks. As the gas converts to vapor, it'll keep that beer d*mn good & cold.

Make it diesel so we can run offa oils and all that or let our members find a cool tow vehicle and tote the bus and gear.
Ladyfire - adding gas to a beer & bbq rig causes me some concern.
Your ideas are great though - thanks for the insight!!!!

I like it.....

We must have chrome rims :-X06

A large propane tank is in order.......Well two of them, 1 must be cut in half and large enough to cook the "whole hog" :eek:

Or we cut cut the roof off the back and make a veranda....for grilling and checking out the "scenery".

Old87, the only gas to worry about comes from beans served with the 'Q.

Biodiesel's nice, but how would the smell of donuts or old fries go with BBQ & beer?

Spinners on 22's with 50 series gatorbacks :-X22

"Pimp my BBQ van" The latest in reality tv

jh

I'm sure of this, the bus needs to be 4x4 :-fire

I never though anything but that.:-X21

And a broncoll spare tire cover :-X06

Spare tire cover?
Let's just tack tires all around, like they do on boats - in case we "bump" into anything.
Everybody gets their own tire cover, it they want.

ladyfire, i like that idea!!!
one of my custom tire covers:
photo of big pigs rump with caption "best butts in GA - Gettya some"

:-X14LMAO!!!!!!!

One correction my bro-


Sell ya some...
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We really need to make some $$$$$$$

pay by weight - ouch.......i like it:)

Not you bud- I can't type correctly enough.
My typin' is still hit and miss.
Merry Christmas!!

waaaaaaaaaaaaa, i wanna drive, ill donate the beast for the lead vehicle and fastest grocery runner in the world!! merry christmas to all

Evil, we gonna need a CB radio on the bus:)

Duel or dual whips are in order:):)

jus lemme navigate....

let's design it so we can "sail the sea with captain morgan"

We gotta fly the Ole Jolly Rodger somewhere on there. Along with the REAL Ga. flag.....

I like it:)
Back to some stupid things i've done......
Passed gas when i thought no one else was around:)

Hell, I wait for a crowd.