Stupid things you’ve done….
 

Okay, here's the start of my list - feel free to add to the list, as i will when they come to mind......

Things i've done in my life, and may or may not have learned a lesson from:
****sed in the wind....
****sed on elect fence (ouch)
anyone for a spark plug wire
told a lie to my mother
awakened by bodily fluids running down face (to much hunch punch)
awakened by bodily fluids running down leg
walked around classroom with trash can on foot (boot)
skipped school
quit school - more than twice
told mom-in-law that i thought paw-in-law was cheating on her
bought wife red mustang
pulled off in very wet plowed field in truck that did'nt have permission to drive
told boss that one day i would have his job
had a yankee try a boiled peanut with no instructions (ok, not stupid but fun)
drove truck with duct tape holding steering linkage on
100mph+ at night without headlights on (to many brewskees anyone)

party all nitght, work all day........

Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane at 32k feet.... :eek:
raced motorcycle 140+mph
got off motorcycle at 110mph
tried to stand up doing 30mph (laughed at video of me trying to stand up :-X14 )
took non-southern friend to The Varsity (haven't spoken to him since.hmmm)
ate at Willie's Weenie Wagon ONCE...... :-X13

and list goes on............

John

All I can say is"There aint enought room on this fourm to do all of mine"!!!!!:p:-blah:eek:

skipped skool more than 30 times in a year, and still passed!!:-X03
drove truck with new motor in it fast enough to get guys on crotch rockets to give me a thumbs up:-X22 (didnt know how fast i was goin, speedo stops at 85!):D
decided that it would be fun to fill up ballons with butane, stuff in 5 gallon bucket, and light a piece of paper attatched on fire, while running.:-fire

decided that it would be fun to crack 3 glow sticks, and shoot all of them at once with a shot gun, didnt work too well, needed a bigger shot gun. did this 2 weekends ago, so i decided on halloween that i would go buy a Mossberg Maverick model 88 pump action 12 gauge!!!! will try again after thanksgiving, and let yall know how it looks

met most of my friends, some of yall included!!! just kiddin, i dont think i would trade any of yall for a million $, but i wouldnt be given another like any of ya!!

more will be comin to mind as time goes on, will have to add to his as soon as possible!

sent my reply to NASA, they are gonna find some way to format so it won't take up so much text..

hope they (NASA) don't try to take off into space with the list.............we could learn something from it:-fire

Joined HP computer corporation.... :mad:

thats not stupid, thats just plain funny! just kiddin!

Well NASA said sending in my list was idiotic- I didn't figure in the statute of limitations on some of those acts....

na, not idiotic, just i dont think that they have enough brain power to compress it, and they dont know how to admit it

got a top fuel licence
raced a boat at 150mph
got married the first time
sold my 70 hemi superbird in 71
sold my 64 gal. 500 xl 427 425 hp 4 speed
sold my 69 merc. cyclo 428 4 speed for the superbird
became a auto mechanic

Captches- Just Damn Bro, and welcome to the board.

New topic- Send me $ so I can ease to the Atlantic and take it easy..plz...

old87
what part of the atlantic? to cold for fishing now unless your a pollar bear type.
forgot i sold the super bird cause i lost my licence for drag racing . worth around 300 grand now cost about 10 back then don't remember any more. to old now crs has set in

Well mine would take 2 or more weeks to type and 2 days to download with a high speed internet conection.
Bad thing about this list is.its still growing.

you mean i'm not alone. at 58 i know anyone one who calls me crackers is 100% correct. done way to many stupid things to list. biggest , biggest ever was buying a dodge pickup to replace a well worn ford"200k" should fixed the ford instead . yes kick me in my six

If the water is cold, set the beer in it.........

Fish and enjoy cold beer-- and enjoy great food.

I can't believe no one has added to this...
I have done so much here I gotta go.

ive been tryin to think about what it is that i have done that was retarted, but i am unable to think of anything at the moment, you would think that there were more people readin the gawga chapter than there are, or atleast commenting that is!!

ever woke up outside in your under........where:)

3broncocrazy -- never been woke up in my under ...where...but I've been chased around the house in broad daylight by a pair of purple floating hands with yellow hair on them!!.....God, the things we used to do when we were young!!... :-X03

Woke up under the truck once does that count?

John

Howza bout wakin' up unable to FIND your undies??

i woke up one time and forgot where i lived, and i was in another state, florida to be exact, still dont know how that happend

evil, did you have your undies on........

Well I WAS eating lunch when I read that, way too much info MattMan

John

eatable undies..........hmmmmm

That was the rated "G" version , John...
I have heard that edible drawers was better than some food cooked by inlaws- according to Larry The cable guy and my second cousin.

P.S.- Larry might've been married to my second cousin so I don't know where that leaves me....
But if it was Melanie she had a big aversion to the Woolworths.
She went in early one Saturday morn and arguing with my uncle Clyde back in '67 or so and mixed up mayo and catsup.
Now the big $ folks call that Thousand island dressing.
Bulls##t, there were only 14 isles in that Woolworth"s store.
We won't worry about- things will come around.
Henry Ford invented charcoal but never get's mention for that so I can allow thousand island and others..
Good luck with the edible panties all!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!!! thats all i have to say

and yes i had them on, i think, all kind of a blur at this point in time, been sittin in the truck for too long, too many exhaust fumes!!!

Tell the I.R.S., " I dare ya"

Cashed check from IRS when i owed them $:)

and the list continues....
working on this saturday - well, at work this saturday:(
Inventory UGGGGGGGGGG:-X02

Sorry to hear that 3bronco. Hopefully by now you are able to partake and reflect on the good thinks in life.
Have a great weekend.

back in the saddle again..........Thanks matt

Good Bro- you deserve a smooth ride-..
I hope you have many a clear and fun calendar...

No poop, there I was, 1994...bone stock 92 EB Explorer. I had just gotten a new private in the squad so I told the guys to mount up for some training down by the lake. We split between my explorer and my team leader's pathfinder on 35's. The corps of engineers had bermed across the path going around the lake in an attempt to keep trespassers out however as soldiers we didn't think it applied to us. The pathfinder simply crawled over the berm. I couldn't make it on first, second, and third attempts. Being a paratrooper (and trying to impress my new troop) I decided to jump the berm. At about 40 mph I hit the groove from the pathfinder and launched my truck skyward. I was leaning hard left when I impacted. The hood, sunroof, both left doors, and windshield all blew out on impact. I hit the wheel and broke my new Ray-Bans. My private was laying on the dashboard having come from the backseat and my other soldier was laughing his tail off. Damage included bent frame, body, transmission linkage gone, bent front end, bent wheel, front corner panel, cowl, and motor mount. My guys were amazed. We conducted some training and jimmy rigged my truck then drove the 15 miles back to work. Thankfully I have a great insurance company that covered everything so my Explorer is still is running to this day. 183k with no major replacements. It sits on 35's now with a D44 front (see gallery). I wrecked it twice after that incident and honestly have never had any major problems with this truck. I know explorers aren't known for reliability or off road toughness but I have had nothing but great experiences with this truck.