Stupid things you’ve done….
 

Okay, here's the start of my list - feel free to add to the list, as i will when they come to mind......

Things i've done in my life, and may or may not have learned a lesson from:
****sed in the wind....
****sed on elect fence (ouch)
anyone for a spark plug wire
told a lie to my mother
awakened by bodily fluids running down face (to much hunch punch)
awakened by bodily fluids running down leg
walked around classroom with trash can on foot (boot)
skipped school
quit school - more than twice
told mom-in-law that i thought paw-in-law was cheating on her
bought wife red mustang
pulled off in very wet plowed field in truck that did'nt have permission to drive
told boss that one day i would have his job
had a yankee try a boiled peanut with no instructions (ok, not stupid but fun)
drove truck with duct tape holding steering linkage on
100mph+ at night without headlights on (to many brewskees anyone)

party all nitght, work all day........

Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane at 32k feet.... :eek:
raced motorcycle 140+mph
got off motorcycle at 110mph
tried to stand up doing 30mph (laughed at video of me trying to stand up :-X14 )
took non-southern friend to The Varsity (haven't spoken to him since.hmmm)
ate at Willie's Weenie Wagon ONCE...... :-X13

and list goes on............

John

All I can say is"There aint enought room on this fourm to do all of mine"!!!!!:p:-blah:eek:

skipped skool more than 30 times in a year, and still passed!!:-X03
drove truck with new motor in it fast enough to get guys on crotch rockets to give me a thumbs up:-X22 (didnt know how fast i was goin, speedo stops at 85!):D
decided that it would be fun to fill up ballons with butane, stuff in 5 gallon bucket, and light a piece of paper attatched on fire, while running.:-fire

decided that it would be fun to crack 3 glow sticks, and shoot all of them at once with a shot gun, didnt work too well, needed a bigger shot gun. did this 2 weekends ago, so i decided on halloween that i would go buy a Mossberg Maverick model 88 pump action 12 gauge!!!! will try again after thanksgiving, and let yall know how it looks

met most of my friends, some of yall included!!! just kiddin, i dont think i would trade any of yall for a million $, but i wouldnt be given another like any of ya!!

more will be comin to mind as time goes on, will have to add to his as soon as possible!

sent my reply to NASA, they are gonna find some way to format so it won't take up so much text..

hope they (NASA) don't try to take off into space with the list.............we could learn something from it:-fire

Joined HP computer corporation.... :mad:

thats not stupid, thats just plain funny! just kiddin!

Well NASA said sending in my list was idiotic- I didn't figure in the statute of limitations on some of those acts....

na, not idiotic, just i dont think that they have enough brain power to compress it, and they dont know how to admit it

got a top fuel licence
raced a boat at 150mph
got married the first time
sold my 70 hemi superbird in 71
sold my 64 gal. 500 xl 427 425 hp 4 speed
sold my 69 merc. cyclo 428 4 speed for the superbird
became a auto mechanic

Captches- Just Damn Bro, and welcome to the board.

New topic- Send me $ so I can ease to the Atlantic and take it easy..plz...

old87
what part of the atlantic? to cold for fishing now unless your a pollar bear type.
forgot i sold the super bird cause i lost my licence for drag racing . worth around 300 grand now cost about 10 back then don't remember any more. to old now crs has set in