April's Absolute Abrogation Bull Pucky Thread
 

Would love to do some April fool's jokes, but ain't got the creativity. :rolleyes:

Guess I'll just carry on from March...

Thomas, I gots limb duty myself as soon as the container gardening madness slacks off. Figured out we got a little over 200 individual plants. Still ain't got all the leaves and straw up so that ought to kill off some grass & encourage prolific weed growth.

Steve, don't worry bout paint. You gotta' get out the duck tape & fix the holes in the blue tarp on your roof first. :-X04

Mitch, I tried the pecan tree stall myself. Too bad they done busted out. :-X15

Hey Clint.

Y'all hold it down out there.

I have you know the tarp is grey. I like the color grey

Then why are all your trucks white?

Mine is a silverish / grey color. Looks alot like frayed duct tape! Amazing how long you can coax outta a FEMA roof. :-missingt

Well, i got to come in last Thursday, and had to come back this morning. Nothing really accomplished at home, I did get to visit the "vampires" at the tax place, finally got that out of the way. :-X18

Did have some beautiful weather for a couple of days......

When ya'll get finished with all the projects around your homes, get on over to Hattiesburg, my boss lady can line you out, 'specially if you paint!

Afternoon David, Tom, STeve and Mitch!!!

-The Great

:-missingt maybe he thinks one day all his white trucks will get dirty and turn grey.....

-The Great

Put a brush in Steve's hand & it'll burn like a vampire holding a cross. }>

I hate paint. I told her they painted it when they built it. 1959

AMEN! If you wait long enough it will change color anyway...:-X22

You right about that, waste of my time and money, if you ask me, problem is, she never asks me!!:-X04

Evening Clint, how's the weather up yonder?

Hey Mitch, you know, typical Illinois spring weather... which is EVERYTHING! Was in the 60's on the weekend, with a day of snow mixed in between. Had a huge storm come thru last night and 40's today....weather is never boring! lol

-The Great

I heard that, if you don't like the weather, come back in 5 minutes! :D

Batten down the hatches me harty's. :rolleyes:

Arrrrgh....

How bad did the weather get today in God's country? Haven't talked to the Missus yet, haven't heard anything though. Had a couple of guys from East Texas and South West Louisiana say it got real bad in their neck of the woods last night and this morning.

Fitting end to a Chevy
 

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Buddy of mine in La. snapped this the other day!!! :-missingt

We got off easy, surprisingly. Apparently we get one day off before round II.

Good evening and happy Sunday to all. Kick back and enjoy your night!

Hope none of y'all got washed away. I got cats hung by their claws from the ceiling like a Loony Tunes cartoon from all the lightning & thunder. I know cause I was up there with them.

Haven't talked to my CFO yet, don't know how bad it got in H'burg.

Afternon David, Bill, Gator and Mitch

-The Great

I'm eating Taco Pizza... does that count for Taco Tuesday???

-The Great

Afternoon Clint, it was "steak day" out here on the rig, had a big ole ribeye. How goes things "up north"?

Trying to warm up... 3rd day in a row above 50*... supposed to hit 70* by the end of the week!

-The Great

It' actually cooled off (in the Gulf at least) it's in the 60's with a 15 / 20 MPH wind. Seas 10 to 12' (supposed to get 18 to 20' tonight). Don't know how long it will last though. Wouldn't to be in a canoe, that's for sure..:D

I'd just like to go to the mail box or the shop without gum boots. :-X15

Been pretty wet I take it. Wife said it got pretty bad in Hattiesburg the other night, and that Collins got hit real hard. Tornado maybe, not sure.:(

It was a F2. It hit close to Hot Coffee. I talked to a buddy that lives there, he said he heard it. Nobody died thank God

I heard that, Wife said it got pretty bad, dogs freaking out, etc. We live on 589 between Bellvue and Sumrall, not too far from Collins. I hate anybody has to deal with that crap though.

Evening David, Mitch, Gator and Bill

-The Great

Gum Boots? is this MISS slang for something I am not aware of?

-The Great

Clint, its a SOUTHERN thang. Gum-rubber boots. :)

Looks like the mighty Pearl is gettin' pissy bout the tightness of it's banks. City of Jackson is wishing they'd moved on the "twin lakes" flood control/economic development area that they've dicked around over the last 35 years... Since the LAST "100 year" flood.

Un-huh. :rolleyes: Lot of folks gonna' be gettin' out their gum boots.

When I was a youngan in Columbia, we used to get flooded every spring (Easter Flood as it was called) when they would open the gates at the reservoir. Don't miss that at all.

:-missingt:-missingt Mornin' Clint. We got slang for everthang!

So, we're sitting on the back patio yesterday evening & hear: "Vroom-vroom... WHAAAAA-CRASH....

Neighbor up the hill either hit the wrong gear or dumped the clutch in his mildly modified Jeep. Went down short 10ft-45* hill, flattened 6ft privacy fence, buried it's self up to windshield in side of 8X12 utility building in other neighbor's yard. He backed the jeep out & the bull bar protected it just fine. The shed which was pretty sturdy, unfortunately was bolted to a slab & kinda' folded in on itself....

I was torn between :-missingt & :-X15

After I figured out no one was hurt, I would've definetly been.....:-missingt:-missingt:-X24

Woo-hoo... No weekend wash out. Now if I could only avoid hole diggin'-pot fillin'. :rolleyes:

Neighbor #1 got fence fixed Friday. Neighbor #2 is still looking at crushed storage building.

Watched a bit of the race last night... at least 48 choked on last restart. Was hoping Jr. would pull it off... (ANYBODY but Johnson) but did it have to be dic... um... "peanut head" Harvick?

Y'all have a great one.

Better get thru with hole diggin and pot fillin, word out here ya'll are in for some more weather in a couple of days.

I wonder what ole Al Gore thinks about Global Warming now...... Oh that's right, it's Climate Change now (catch all phrase)...:-X13

Mitch the only climant change I see is in my bed room. (31 Years). I sold the 94 Jeep. I may have my one ton sold. Got to build a raised garden for the warden today. Everybody have a good day and week.

:-missingtYou right about that, we do have alot of "hall sex" these days, usually when I opt to go fishing instead of the raised flower beds, or my "Wardens" equivalent!:-X19

Mornin' everybody.... Tax day, the current weather reflects my attitude today! :-banghead:-X09