I think I resemble that remark myself

It just doesn't seem to have the same attraction as it once did.

I can understand that..

Had some pretty wild ones before I got married though. We did the bartending thing a few times though.

Getting old sucks, your never a "distinguished gentleman".............just a old, gray haired fart.
Women in the stores never look at because they'd like to date you, they just start fumbling in their purses to make sure they have their pepperspray.

I can only think of one New Years Eve party I ever went to. Drank so much, had to spend the night. Married to my second wife then. Tequila Sunrises and Tequila shots will kick your butt.. Three people had to outside and stare at the weeds.

I'm distinguished.....................I think. Wait I'll ask the wife.

Been there. More than once.

I haven't been that way since..

I am not distinguished. Just old..

We are all about the same age here, right?........I am 50.
When did we get OLD?

I remember after my stag I didn't drink for 8 yrs. I was some sick. My dad is old so I can't be yet.

I hit 50 a month ago to the day.

I guess I am the old fart.. I am 64..

Hey maybe I'm the young pup.:-kneeslap

Makes you feel good , doesn't it..

You bet it does.

I guess it's all in how old you feel.