Morning Ken, you were up late, hehehe
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Schools almost over...
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Good morning George...Ian...Sean...Don...Tony...Phil...and all who follow. Bright sunny day in Western Massachusetts...hope it's as nice where you are!!!
Ian...how about some pictures of your project truck??? Remember...party responsibly!!! :) |
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Good morning Right-Coast!
All is well out here, the Quail were up at the crack of dawn calling. |
Morning Russ...Cujo was up before the crack of dawn!!! :mad:
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All the critters are getting excited about Springtime! Me too... 8D
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Originally Posted by BIGKEN
(Post 6104537)
Happy May Day guys and gals...what kind of frivolous B/S is going to appear this month??? :confused: }> Remember...the mods are watching...so please keep it above board!!!
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Mornin' all..... just grooving on my favorite new england radio station....
WMVY RADIO <<<< link http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...fs/dancew1.gif |
Good Morning Steve...I'll have to check it out when I get home...I'm enjoying some of my day off at the old rock pile..."Websense Filtering" in action!!!
How's life treating you this fine day??? |
so far so good.... actually feeling like a kid the night before x-mas.... truck gets new sneakers and a few other goodies tomorrow..... https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/7...ml#post6105078
station is from marthas vinyard.... back to the days of album oriented stations... none of this pre programed stuff.... quite good.... mvyradio - Martha's Vineyard and the World. |
Originally Posted by BIGKEN
(Post 6105120)
Morning Russ...Cujo was up before the crack of dawn!!! :mad:
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Happy High Noon NEFFs and DPHs. Happy May - where the H is global warming when you need it - it was an awful cold ride in for May.
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"Global" warming doesn't exist in the North East... :confused: |
Just thought I'd jump on and and say good afternoon. Hope everyone is enjoying the sun today, even though it's still a little on the cool side.
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FACT: Global Warming Does Not Exist!
at least not in new england... snow in october and sometimes into april... if global warming did exsist, wouldnt our winters get shorter? |
It probably will rear its ugly head in July when it is least needed.
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true, but all that means is the water at the beach wont be so cold that you get hypothermia just sticking your toe in...
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Good evening New England...everyone must be watching the Saawx.
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Originally Posted by c4barnes
(Post 6105430)
Ken, please do not use the word "crack" on this forum. The mods are watching, and it's offensive to plumbers.:-missingt
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/g...picture_10.jpg |
I certainly visited at the right time! That's a nice crack.
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I'm not exactly sure what Data is offering the Captain! Hey, diddle, diddle... :eek:
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Just Friday... then it's the weekend.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...milies/338.jpg
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Good morning Phil...Steve...all of New England!!!
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Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : < FONT color=olive>Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is.......... Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. |
Congrats on that shiny new title, Ken!
Mornin' NEFF's and DPH's. |
An Oldie but Goodie:
"Word Perfect Technical support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" ....."Yes, I think so." "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." ....."Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." ....."Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach it." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power outage." "A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes. I keep them in the closet." "Good! Go get them and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really! Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." |
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Originally Posted by c4barnes
(Post 6108721)
That is nice C4.. Just to let you know Bobby and I fired up Big Red Yesterday.. Someone stopped by asking about it.. You better hurry this is your last chance...:-missingt:-missingt |
Originally Posted by barecove
(Post 6108517)
Just Friday... then it's the weekend.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...milies/338.jpg
Steve Love that smiley:-X22 |
Originally Posted by sglaine
(Post 6108642)
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Sean you terrorizing the neighborhood again???:-missingt:-missingt:-missingt |
Originally Posted by c4barnes
(Post 6108644)
Congrats on that shiny new title, Ken!
Mornin' NEFF's and DPH's. Where is yours mister webmaster? |
Originally Posted by donjamer
(Post 6108797)
Where is yours mister webmaster?
Looking for pics of big red - what's the scoop on it? |
More yummie (yike$$$):
eBay Motors: Ford : F-100 (item 150241284391 end time May-04-08 17:39:51 PDT) |
Originally Posted by c4barnes
(Post 6108853)
It's with the website!
Looking for pics of big red - what's the scoop on it? Here is one.. http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/g...r/DSC01687.jpg |
Sorry - comatose post again. I was off to look at them again. I gather he's doing a bunch of work on it, no?
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Originally Posted by c4barnes
(Post 6108886)
Sorry - comatose post again. I was off to look at them again. I gather he's doing a bunch of work on it, no?
It wouldn't start and that was a bad ground that we fixed so now it fires right up.. |
I AM DROOLING OVER THOSE F-100S
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