hey randy,
thats my line! but you can use it. its not copywrited.

jack

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative,! " said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10".
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi, and West Virginia.

well, movie coming on so i'll give you all a break,lol

Jerry, brother said the bottom he'd take for one would be 125. think you could buy a alumn one for much less on ebay

hey guys i got a 300 six that is locked up or somthing willing to sell or trade i have the 3spd tranny bolted to it still and i also have the driveshaft out of the truck too let me know i need it gone asap

125 isnt bad for one, still a good deal, the best deal on an aluminum one is 250, ill look around, but sounds good to me. ill let you know

talk to kenny Jeffery, he's putting his back together and might need a head

whos kenny and for somereason i cant pm so idk how to get a hole of him
off to go instal a tach in the ol furd

well all im off to bed, talk to you tomorrow, night all

"Kenny" goes by the user name The_SnowMan710 here. Probably the easiest thing for you to do is post a new thread titled "Yo Kenny" or something to that effect. That might get his attention. If not, I can tell him when I see him next.

-Jake

EDIT - Oh, and the PM thing........you have to have so many posts I believe. 25 or something like that maybe? Pat or someone will know better than I.

ya, i'm here guys, just been hiding in the dark corners lol...should start calling me the graveyard shift member...

so it's all locked up eh? i haven't torn into mine yet so idk if my head is shot or not...what year do u suppose it's out of? how much do u want for it?

i'm still figuring out the cash situation, probably need to go sign on the dotted line at the bank, and like i said, figure out everything that's wrong w/ mine...i'll be around here all weekend so i should be pretty easy to get ahold of...

u just ain't whistling dixie, aren't you? don't know where i'm going to pull the motivation to do one last semester out of...i'd rather sit here and read Randy's jokes lol

damn randy,
thats funny stuff. so what was the rest of your day like? hey, ever tried standup comedy?

jack of all trades master of many!!

night jerry

jack

jeff,
you have to have 25 posts to PM someone!

jack