I had a pair of heavily soiled socks thrown in my bed today. Which gave me the desire to see what other nastiness has been thrown in others beds.

Regularly I get used ear plugs because I work on a navy firing range and well... discipline has gone missing in the Navy.

So what's the worst thing you've found? (placed there by strangers)

 

Let's just say I'd rather not think about it. It's a truck, and it gets used like a truck. Let's just hope there's nothing a good rainstorm won't wash out!

 

Wish it were 2 20 year old blondes!!!!!

Smokie

 

ROTFL! Let's see, gravel, topsoil, garbage for the dump, hay, tools, and more of the same. I guess nothing to exciting, yet.

 

You mean as in thrown in the bed by complete strangers? Nothing really comes to mind, but I'm interested to hear what others have to say.

 

How about a bag of dog poo. Least that's what I assumed it was. I nailed it to the telephone pole by my driveway and the next day it was gone.

 

I found a half eaten hamburger in my box with mustard. that is just wrong

 

I don't know. I like mustard on my hamburger.

Oh, you meant someone throwing it in there.

 

A good buddy of mine put a new toilet in at his Mothers house. He went to the trouble to haul the old one over to where I was working and "installed" it in the back of my truck. It was a surprise and it took me a few days to find out who did it. Naturally, I put it on his front porch so his wife could enjoy the joke as well.

 

My wife's heeler/lab mix is scared of men. So he was in the back of our bed and a guy in a wheelchair wanted to get a closer look at him. Of course the dog barked and growled at the man. And of course the dog pissed and shat all over the bed out of fear.

 

The worst I've found was people who thought they were funny who were going to try to surprise me. I tossed my nice heavy backpack (highschool parking lot shenanigans) into the bed and they magically all appeared.

I've put bags of corn, mulch, topsoil, compost, scrap steel, moved half a hardware store in it...

 

My girlfriends pitbull was afraid of riding in my bed. I put him back there a couple times but after cleaning up dog crap each time I just accepted the fact the dog's a wuss. He now rides in the cab.

 

sounds like that pitt is quite the "people trainer" lol.

I was leaving a county fair one evening and did not see a speed limit sign dropping the speed limit from 55mph to 45mph and promptly got pulled over by a state trooper. He proceeded to ask me to exit the vehicle, gave me the field sobriety test....I passed with flying colors, they he proceeded to a handheld breathalyser....all the while standing close enough and sniffing me like a teenage boy standing next to the head cheerleader...then after about 45 min of this mess he finally sent me on my way without even a warning. On my way back to my drivers door from the patrol car I noticed the 36 empty PBR cans that had been donated to my bed while I was parked at the fair!!

good thing I don't drink!!

 

I had a guy running from the store rent-a-cop jump into my truck while I was waiting at a light.

I tried to get away but I couldn't move fast enought (traffic). At the next stop light I told him to get the hell out! He bailed and kept on running. Nobody ever reported anything to the police that they would admit.

The SOB did about $1500 worth of damage to the side of my truck bed when his body hit the side jumping in. He also got blood all over the side of the truck, in the bed and on the back window. Thankfully my insurance covered the repairs.

TinyWonder

 

that is why i have the shell on mine.LOL