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12-17-2014, 07:52 PM
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EVERYTHING! You missed it ALL! The revolt, the Military Junta, the alien abductions, Snuggy joining a boy band and becoming famous, the plague, the lawlessness, my take over as tyrannical alien overlord of the Texas chapter, the Funky Smell, the general malaise, the Golden Age, all of it! YOU MISSED ALL OF IT!!!! Welcome back. Please don't leave again. Timothy
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12-18-2014, 02:12 PM
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12-18-2014, 06:02 PM
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12-19-2014, 03:50 PM
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12-20-2014, 11:44 AM
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that time of year
twas the night before Christmas, when all through the garage
only Rocky was stirring, working on his collage
the wrenches were hung on the wall with care
in hopes that a real mechanic would soon be there
his tools were nestled all snug in their box
"will I ever get my truck running/" were words in his thoughts
when he started his truck, it really began to clatter
"WTF was that?" he said, what was the matter?
He was so mad, he turned it off in a flash
pissing and moaning, his fists hit the dash.
When what to his eyes soon did appear
a 74 truck that said FORD on the rear
with a stout young driver, as he thought he was done
"I'll be a monkeys uncle, It's the great PLUMBER01"
as he worked on my truck he used my own tools
Craftsman, Husky, Kobalt, and Snap-On too
As I watched him work deep down in my engine
I grabbebd 2 brews from the fridge in the kitchen
His hands were covered in oil and grease
If he can't fix it, it may be time to lease
A wink of his eyes and a twist of his wrists
he turned the key and yelled "now start you son of a b**ch"
I was so happy i finally got it fixed*
with 2 beers down and a drink that was mixed
He hoped in his truck and began to drive away
but before he left this is what I heard him say
out his window and deep in the night
"just call PLUMBER01 when you want to fix it right!"
only Rocky was stirring, working on his collage
the wrenches were hung on the wall with care
in hopes that a real mechanic would soon be there
his tools were nestled all snug in their box
"will I ever get my truck running/" were words in his thoughts
when he started his truck, it really began to clatter
"WTF was that?" he said, what was the matter?
He was so mad, he turned it off in a flash
pissing and moaning, his fists hit the dash.
When what to his eyes soon did appear
a 74 truck that said FORD on the rear
with a stout young driver, as he thought he was done
"I'll be a monkeys uncle, It's the great PLUMBER01"
as he worked on my truck he used my own tools
Craftsman, Husky, Kobalt, and Snap-On too
As I watched him work deep down in my engine
I grabbebd 2 brews from the fridge in the kitchen
His hands were covered in oil and grease
If he can't fix it, it may be time to lease
A wink of his eyes and a twist of his wrists
he turned the key and yelled "now start you son of a b**ch"
I was so happy i finally got it fixed*
with 2 beers down and a drink that was mixed
He hoped in his truck and began to drive away
but before he left this is what I heard him say
out his window and deep in the night
"just call PLUMBER01 when you want to fix it right!"
12-20-2014, 09:49 PM
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twas the night before Christmas, when all through the garage only Rocky was stirring, working on his collage the wrenches were hung on the wall with care in hopes that a real mechanic would soon be there his tools were nestled all snug in their box "will I ever get my truck running/" were words in his thoughts when he started his truck, it really began to clatter "WTF was that?" he said, what was the matter? He was so mad, he turned it off in a flash pissing and moaning, his fists hit the dash. When what to his eyes soon did appear a 74 truck that said FORD on the rear with a stout young driver, as he thought he was done "I'll be a monkeys uncle, It's the great PLUMBER01" as he worked on my truck he used my own tools Craftsman, Husky, Kobalt, and Snap-On too As I watched him work deep down in my engine I grabbebd 2 brews from the fridge in the kitchen His hands were covered in oil and grease If he can't fix it, it may be time to lease A wink of his eyes and a twist of his wrists he turned the key and yelled "now start you son of a b**ch" I was so happy i finally got it fixed* with 2 beers down and a drink that was mixed He hoped in his truck and began to drive away but before he left this is what I heard him say out his window and deep in the night "just call PLUMBER01 when you want to fix it right!"
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12-20-2014, 09:50 PM
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12-21-2014, 08:27 AM
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twas the night before Christmas, when all through the garage
only Rocky was stirring, working on his collage
the wrenches were hung on the wall with care
in hopes that a real mechanic would soon be there
his tools were nestled all snug in their box
"will I ever get my truck running/" were words in his thoughts
when he started his truck, it really began to clatter
"WTF was that?" he said, what was the matter?
He was so mad, he turned it off in a flash
pissing and moaning, his fists hit the dash.
When what to his eyes soon did appear
a 74 truck that said FORD on the rear
with a stout young driver, as he thought he was done
"I'll be a monkeys uncle, It's the great PLUMBER01"
as he worked on my truck he used my own tools
Craftsman, Husky, Kobalt, and Snap-On too
As I watched him work deep down in my engine
I grabbebd 2 brews from the fridge in the kitchen
His hands were covered in oil and grease
If he can't fix it, it may be time to lease
A wink of his eyes and a twist of his wrists
he turned the key and yelled "now start you son of a b**ch"
I was so happy i finally got it fixed*
with 2 beers down and a drink that was mixed
He hoped in his truck and began to drive away
but before he left this is what I heard him say
out his window and deep in the night
"just call PLUMBER01 when you want to fix it right!"
only Rocky was stirring, working on his collage
the wrenches were hung on the wall with care
in hopes that a real mechanic would soon be there
his tools were nestled all snug in their box
"will I ever get my truck running/" were words in his thoughts
when he started his truck, it really began to clatter
"WTF was that?" he said, what was the matter?
He was so mad, he turned it off in a flash
pissing and moaning, his fists hit the dash.
When what to his eyes soon did appear
a 74 truck that said FORD on the rear
with a stout young driver, as he thought he was done
"I'll be a monkeys uncle, It's the great PLUMBER01"
as he worked on my truck he used my own tools
Craftsman, Husky, Kobalt, and Snap-On too
As I watched him work deep down in my engine
I grabbebd 2 brews from the fridge in the kitchen
His hands were covered in oil and grease
If he can't fix it, it may be time to lease
A wink of his eyes and a twist of his wrists
he turned the key and yelled "now start you son of a b**ch"
I was so happy i finally got it fixed*
with 2 beers down and a drink that was mixed
He hoped in his truck and began to drive away
but before he left this is what I heard him say
out his window and deep in the night
"just call PLUMBER01 when you want to fix it right!"
I just hope it's not too late for Scotty
12-22-2014, 11:05 AM
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Robert where have you been hiding??!!?? Did Timothy have something to do with that? Since he became leader, you're the second one of our previous leader's that has come out of hiding. He was blaming it on aliens, but I'm starting to think he had you guys tied up in his basement. I just hope it's not too late for Scotty
I just hope it's not too late for ScottyDrat. That makes two of them that escaped my basement. Maybe I'm not hog tying them tight enough..... I mean, those pesky aliens. Ha ha always bringing back zombie leaders from the past.... and dropping them off in the middle of nowhere... and they are probably sort of crazy... so I wouldn't believe any stories they tell about being held in my basement...
Timothy
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