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04-12-2014, 08:26 AM
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04-13-2014, 09:44 AM
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good morning fellas! great to see everybody alive and kicking. i'm making breakfast, and it's not a science experiment where a bunch of interns, including myself, had ALLEGEDLY blown up a 20 mil test prototype fusion engine. allegedly. it was never proven. it was many moons ago. sigh. i hate getting older.
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04-16-2014, 07:46 PM
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Driving in Austin, TX
...should be classified as torture under the Geneva Convention.
There is NO reasonable reason that traffic should be that bad on roads designed to move people around the city. It is torture I say!
As proof, before I was half way home I confessed to 71 crimes, named Snuggy as a co-conspirator in a plot to kidnap a kid taking a nap, and named you all as members of a secret clandestine organization devoted to overthrowing the Oreo as best cookie and replace it with the Pecan Sandy.
The cop just said "Get moving or I'll hit you with my billy club again!".
Please don't make me go back there....
Timothy
There is NO reasonable reason that traffic should be that bad on roads designed to move people around the city. It is torture I say!
As proof, before I was half way home I confessed to 71 crimes, named Snuggy as a co-conspirator in a plot to kidnap a kid taking a nap, and named you all as members of a secret clandestine organization devoted to overthrowing the Oreo as best cookie and replace it with the Pecan Sandy.
The cop just said "Get moving or I'll hit you with my billy club again!".
Please don't make me go back there....
Timothy
04-16-2014, 10:29 PM
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...should be classified as torture under the Geneva Convention. There is NO reasonable reason that traffic should be that bad on roads designed to move people around the city. It is torture I say! As proof, before I was half way home I confessed to 71 crimes, named Snuggy as a co-conspirator in a plot to kidnap a kid taking a nap, and named you all as members of a secret clandestine organization devoted to overthrowing the Oreo as best cookie and replace it with the Pecan Sandy. The cop just said "Get moving or I'll hit you with my billy club again!". Please don't make me go back there.... Timothy
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