you know you drive an Excursion when..... - Ford Truck Enthusiasts Forums
 

Go Back   Ford Truck Enthusiasts Forums > Super Duty/Heavy Duty > Excursion - King of SUVs
Log In 


Excursion - King of SUVs 2000 - 2005 Ford Excursion SPONSORED BY:

you know you drive an Excursion when.....

Reply
 
 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 11-25-2009, 12:17 PM
drillcrutor's Avatar
drillcrutor drillcrutor is offline
New User
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Spokane, WA
Posts: 14
drillcrutor is starting off with a positive reputation.
you know you drive an Excursion when.....

you know you drive an Excursion when, you intentionally park next to a suburban just to see how puny they are.....

lets see what others have to say keep it going!!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 11-25-2009, 01:10 PM
housedad's Avatar
housedad housedad is offline
Postmaster
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Mount Royal, NJ
Posts: 2,535
housedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputation
It's the largest vehicle in a parking lot.

The police let you through the 2 foot deep puddles that seem like lakes to all the other vehicles that are being turned around.

You don't ever wonder if your Ex can pull that tree out of the woods.

Environmentalists start to rag on you about your Excursion and you just smile.
__________________

Bion
2005 EXCURSION now called "ZOMBIE CRUSHER" by the kids. XLT V10 Silver More mods than I want to think about.... (see my gallery)
Ford Towing Guides click here Ford Owners Manuals Click here
Watch out for the Zombies.....
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 11-25-2009, 02:07 PM
Stewart_H's Avatar
Stewart_H Stewart_H is offline
The Nekkid Super Mod
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Central Coast of CA
Posts: 22,828
Stewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputation
When you have to set aside time on the weekends to pull Prius and Smart Cars from your grille.

Stewart
__________________
The Brotherhood of FTE (click the link)
1999 F150 Lightning: WMS built block, 6lb lower, Monsterbox, Truetrac, CF driveshaft
1999 PSD F250 SC 4x4: 38R, 225/100 AB's, Terminated, JW trans, Tunes by Cody
2000 PSD Excursion 4x4: 38R, JW trans, Tunes by DP-Tuner, MBRP, AFE, V & B code's
Never Fry Bacon NAKED!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 11-25-2009, 02:14 PM
JumpinJoe's Avatar
JumpinJoe JumpinJoe is offline
Senior User
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Dallas GA
Posts: 229
JumpinJoe has a good reputation on FTE.JumpinJoe has a good reputation on FTE.
You know you are driving an Excursion when, you get dirty-judgement-looks of disdain from Prius owners. That's when I wish I had a custom tune with a smoke setting
__________________
J.J.
2000 X 7.3 Limited 4x4
EBCs drilled/slotted, EBC Greenstuff, X/B Springs, Superchip, BilstienHDs and a Bully (brake-controller).
2001 X 7.3 Limited 4X4
Tekonsha Brake Control, Powerslot Cyros, Hawk LTSs, and Moogs
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 11-25-2009, 02:21 PM
Stewart_H's Avatar
Stewart_H Stewart_H is offline
The Nekkid Super Mod
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Central Coast of CA
Posts: 22,828
Stewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputationStewart_H has a superb reputation
Quote:
Originally Posted by JumpinJoe View Post
I wish I had a custom tune with a smoke setting
WEG! I call that my counter-measures tune!

Stewart
__________________
The Brotherhood of FTE (click the link)
1999 F150 Lightning: WMS built block, 6lb lower, Monsterbox, Truetrac, CF driveshaft
1999 PSD F250 SC 4x4: 38R, 225/100 AB's, Terminated, JW trans, Tunes by Cody
2000 PSD Excursion 4x4: 38R, JW trans, Tunes by DP-Tuner, MBRP, AFE, V & B code's
Never Fry Bacon NAKED!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 11-25-2009, 03:58 PM
myblkex's Avatar
myblkex myblkex is offline
Senior User
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Long Island - NY
Posts: 415
myblkex is gaining momentum as a positive member of FTE.
Quote:
Originally Posted by drillcrutor View Post
you know you drive an Excursion when, you intentionally park next to a suburban just to see how puny they are.....

lets see what others have to say keep it going!!
LMAO -- I do that every night when I park right next to my wife's Suburban
__________________

2000 V10 Excursion 4x4 w/ '05 Conversion
ProComp Lift with 315's, HID's, Cowl Hood
20% tint, Helliwig Rear Sway, XM Satellite
5 Star'd Tune *****
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 11-25-2009, 08:27 PM
AlaskanEx's Avatar
AlaskanEx AlaskanEx is offline
Post Fiend
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Anchorage Alaska
Posts: 11,378
AlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputationAlaskanEx has a superb reputation
when you think 10mpg is "pretty good" lol i love the look on peoples faces when i say that
__________________
Russ-
2011 F-150 Limited #3679 6.2 V8 4x4
2006 Chrysler 300C 5.7 HEMI AWD
2002 Excursion Limited V10 4x4
1991 F-250 lariat 5.0 4x4 (auto)
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 11-25-2009, 10:37 PM
sddesigns's Avatar
sddesigns sddesigns is offline
FTE Chapter Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Wharton, NJ
Posts: 108,338
sddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputationsddesigns has a superb reputation
You know you drive an Excursion V10 when you can slap one of these on the back:
Attached Images
 
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 11-26-2009, 12:01 AM
RMBC Freeride's Avatar
RMBC Freeride RMBC Freeride is offline
Elder User
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Pueblo, CO
Posts: 640
RMBC Freeride has a good reputation on FTE.RMBC Freeride has a good reputation on FTE.
...when you notice every other X on the road - like a sixth sense... and then after a quick glance you can tell what year it is, what engine it has and what mods it NEEDS
__________________
2002 Excursion LTD-Ultimate 4WD 7.3 PSD (major project, here): 35" Dura-Grapplers, Regeared to 4.10's, V-codes+2.5" leveling kit front, C-code+extra leaf rear, 4" Magnaflow turbo-back, EBPV delete, 1.0AR Exh. Housing, Bellowed up-pipes, DIY 6637+Petes cover, Wicked Wheel, Banks 6.0 Intercooler, 6.0 Trans Cooler, RiffRaff HPx, AIH & FRx, PHP Tunes, T500 HPOP
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 11-26-2009, 01:29 AM
housedad's Avatar
housedad housedad is offline
Postmaster
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Mount Royal, NJ
Posts: 2,535
housedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputationhousedad has a superb reputation
When the local fire company tries to buy it off you to be their new brush truck.

When PETA sues you for cruelty to animals.
__________________

Bion
2005 EXCURSION now called "ZOMBIE CRUSHER" by the kids. XLT V10 Silver More mods than I want to think about.... (see my gallery)
Ford Towing Guides click here Ford Owners Manuals Click here
Watch out for the Zombies.....
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 11-26-2009, 01:48 AM
High Intentions's Avatar
High Intentions High Intentions is offline
Mod Specialist ;)
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hanover,PA
Posts: 4,130
High Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputationHigh Intentions has a superb reputation
Ok....I have done all of this.....I need to go to Excursion's anonymous.lol
__________________
Eric
2000 Excursion Limited 7.3. X compressor wheel,ats housing,6637 mod,Pete's filter cover,dp tuner 80econo and 120 race,4" MBRP exhaust, Bellowed up pipes, ebv deleted pedestal, Riffraff Billet wheel, 7.5" lift,16x8 ATX Slot rims, 37" swamper M-16 tires,John Wood valve body,Glow shift boost & exhaust temp. gauges, Cervini's cowl hood,05 headlights, Mile Marker manual hubs
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 11-26-2009, 09:55 PM
sniperscoutwill sniperscoutwill is offline
New User
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 18
sniperscoutwill is starting off with a positive reputation.
You know you drive an Excursion when the truck you are pulling out of the snow has a Peterbuilt emblem on the hood, a 525 Cummins under the hood, a 13 speed, and the driver says "Wow! I didn't think you would be able to get me out. Thanks!"
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 11-26-2009, 09:57 PM
Griff350 Griff350 is offline
Junior User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Ft Lauderdale, Fl
Posts: 55
Griff350 is starting off with a positive reputation.
.... to help rid the earth of the toxic oil found in the ground
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 11-27-2009, 07:35 AM
JaySVX's Avatar
JaySVX JaySVX is offline
Posting Guru
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Collegeville, PA
Posts: 1,539
JaySVX is a name known to allJaySVX is a name known to allJaySVX is a name known to allJaySVX is a name known to allJaySVX is a name known to allJaySVX is a name known to all
You know you're driving a diesel Excursion when a standard oil change costs you $120+, synthetic costs you $200.

You know you're driving an Excursion when you're yard saleing, find that great full sized couch, 2 matching chairs, and twin end tables for your garage furnature, and say "I don't need to come back, I'll just toss it in the back."

You know you're driving an Excursion when you can step out into the parking lot of the largest mall in the country(1), on black friday, make a 2 second sweep, and say "Ah, there it is."

You know when you're driving an Excursion when you curse the $100 limit on fuel pumps, because it only gives you 3/4 tank.

1. King of Prussia Mall: King of Prussia Mall - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
__________________
2004 Ford Excursion 6.0 Diesel Eddie Bauer
2001 Ford Excursion V10 Limited - for when the beast is sleeping
1995 BMW 318Ti - for... stuff.

Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 11-27-2009, 08:49 AM
Rushmore X's Avatar
Rushmore X Rushmore X is offline
Postmaster
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rapid City SD
Posts: 3,599
Rushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud ofRushmore X has much to be proud of
Quote:
Originally Posted by JaySVX View Post
You know when you're driving an Excursion when you curse the $100 limit on fuel pumps, because it only gives you 3/4 tank.
I used to hate that before I started making my own. Still is a pain when making long trips...
__________________
Trent - 2003 Excursion (Eddie Bauer) 4X4, 7.3, Hellvig antisway bar, 6637 intake mod, 4" MBRP w/ 5" tip, DP tuner, IH up-pipes, redhead steering box, 6.0 trans cooler, ISSPRO & Aeroforce gauges in A-pillar, Wicked Wheel, "Bullet Proof" Transmission rebuilt by Rapid Diesel, extra leaf spring added all around, more to follow! Gone BIO!!!
2002 TDI New Beetle - also likes Bio.
Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
You know you drive a dent when... mountain dewd 1973 - 1979 F-100 & Larger F-Series Trucks 224 05-04-2016 06:02 PM
Was driving home today and saw this excursion.... 4x4pwr Excursion - King of SUVs 13 01-14-2016 12:56 PM
Before the Excursion wpnaes Excursion - King of SUVs 45 09-26-2015 02:33 PM
Not much action on the excursion.... jwrdn Excursion - King of SUVs 35 04-08-2015 03:15 PM
Problems with over drive please help!!! Kingranch excursion Excursion - King of SUVs 2 08-20-2014 09:59 AM


Go Back   Ford Truck Enthusiasts Forums > Super Duty/Heavy Duty > Excursion - King of SUVs

Tags
atz, ditch, drive, excursion, fit, flatbed, ford, hawk, lift, lts, nc, pads, stuck, tow, winstonsalem

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:23 AM.

 

Advertising - Terms of Use - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Jobs
This forum is owned and operated by Internet Brands, Inc., a Delaware corporation. It is not authorized or endorsed by the Ford Motor Company and is not affiliated with the Ford Motor Company or its related companies in any way. FordŽ is a registered trademark of the Ford Motor Company.

vbulletin Admin Backup