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Old 06-26-2014, 01:12 AM
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You know you're an Excursion fan when posts like "2016 Super Duty" and "Ask the Ford engineers" are littered with "And BRING BACK THE EXCURSION!!!"

(I may or may not be guilty of that)...

Apocalypse, I agree with you, but unfortunately, anyone with "larger than normal" trucks get the blame for this. My extended-cab 250 has the gas V8, and I've been angrily confronted more than once because "people like me" smoked out their little Honda in the past...
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when you spend as much money on fuel a month as some famlies spend on groceries.
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And after you realize it is a diesel you say EEEEEW... ...I want one too!!!
In red.
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You know you drive an Excursion when it has more interior room than the apartment you lived in when you were 18.

You know you drive a DIESEL Excursion when George Takei makes a Facebook post equating big diesel vehicles "rolling coal" to having issues with the size of your, uh, junk-- and you feel the need to correct him on it. (okay, I don't currently own a diesel nor an Excursion, but he did make the post and I did get all defensive).

You know you drive an Excursion when you pull into a parking spot at the grocery store, get as close as possible to the car in front of you, then worry the whole time you're inside because the rear of your rig still sticks out into the driving lane...
That's correctable, you know...
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You know you drive a DIESEL Excursion when George Takei makes a Facebook post equating big diesel vehicles "rolling coal" to having issues with the size of your, uh, junk-- and you feel the need to correct him on it. (okay, I don't currently own a diesel nor an Excursion, but he did make the post and I did get all defensive).
Well, in all fairness, Takei is probably more of an expert on a man's junk than most people on here. Just sayin'
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Well, in all fairness, Takei is probably more of an expert on a man's junk than most people on here. Just sayin'
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That's correctable, you know...
I'm trying, I'm trying! (Getting my wife through college and trying to buy 10 acres- plus I'm trying to find a non-running Ex to do as a project)...

You know you WANT an Ex when you post in "You know you drive an Ex when..." anyway!
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...when a forum member uses theirs as a channel marker to bring their boat ashore!

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I drove the Excursion to a boat rental place to take the kids tubing. We had a great time. When we were coming back in, I got confused as to which building to head toward to get to the rental place. Saw my big white Excursion sitting in the lot, better than a channel marker


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You know you drive a Prius when...

....when you pull it into the garage and the garage says "Is it in yet?"
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You know you drive a Prius when... ....when you pull it into the garage and the garage says "Is it in yet?"
Odd, my garage laughs so hard it pees itself then bounces the Prius out the door.
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Every other diesel truck leaves EXTRA repellent as they are passing by.
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...it takes longer to wash your windows at the gas station than it does for everyone else to fill their gas tanks. You turn around and there are a whole new set of people at the pumps!
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...it takes longer to wash your windows at the gas station than it does for everyone else to fill their gas tanks. You turn around and there are a whole new set of people at the pumps!
No lie, I was filling the other night and each pump around me had three cars fill compared to my one!
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... When you get Christmas cards from all the petrol stations in town thanking you for your business and hoping to see you in the New Year
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... When you get Christmas cards from all the petrol stations in town thanking you for your business and hoping to see you in the New Year
Now that is funny! Here is the one I got this year...

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