OK, noone else will answer, so here goes....
1-It ain't no good fer haulin' tools or horsefeed.
2-It's purty, but who has time to keep the dust off it?
3-Pro'ly no trailer hitch.
4-It ain't no good but to look at.
5-It's pro'ly got a chivy motor in it.
6-Black paint gets danged hot in the summer.
7-Who's got time ta polish them wheels?
8-Ain't got room fer the cooler fulla beer behind the seat.
9-I could set the cooler in the other seat, but where would the dog ride?
10-Can't siphon diesel outa the truck to put in it.
11-No winch mount-what'dya do if ya git stuck?
12-No place fer a gun rack.
13-I don't see no CB radio.
14-Them runnin' boards'll git busted off goin' out to the back 40.
15-5 posts since 2007? Welcome to FTE again....
Pete
