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09-21-2009, 07:54 PM
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WHy is it when I need a part overnight I order it with 10 minutes to spare-- then I accedentally close the call incomplete so they can't order parts against it--- so I'm screwed...
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09-21-2009, 08:56 PM
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Burnt a brush pile Sunday. Why is it that a brush pile takes all day to burn, is too hot to get close to and yet needs the stuff pushed into it to burn up everything, but if you have logs in a fire place they seem to burn up in about 10 minutes and hardly warm the room.
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09-24-2009, 02:17 AM
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Why is it your toes only itch when your wearing steel toed boots and can't scratch them??
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09-24-2009, 07:36 AM
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why is it that when you are trying to sell a car, one of the potential purchasers says they want to borrow it for two days before they buy it? Why do they thing this would fly with me?
09-24-2009, 07:51 AM
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Why did someone offer me $100 for my stepside when I was selling it when the asking price was a grand? He could have just kicked me in the nuts with the same result
Why do you even give that guy the time of day Curt? Seems a little fishy. I would tell him that it is sold
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09-24-2009, 10:27 AM
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Why do I offer $200 for a car when the guy is asking $1000?
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09-24-2009, 04:02 PM
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Why didn't I take my meds-- now all the voices in my head are trying to decide between borrowing Curt's car for 2 days, or killing all humans....
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09-24-2009, 04:03 PM
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Why does light beer weigh the same as regular beer.... Only America seems to have LIGHT beer anyway....
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09-24-2009, 04:07 PM
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Why is it that I swore to defend my country and President from all enemies foreign or domestic--- but we don't know if he is foreign or domestic?
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09-24-2009, 04:10 PM
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Why is it that I think Curts car might not even last 2 days?
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09-24-2009, 04:10 PM
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Why do I get De ja Vue when typing on FTE?
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09-24-2009, 04:11 PM
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Why do I get De ja Vue when typing on FTE?
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09-24-2009, 04:11 PM
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Why does it feel like I get De ja Vue when typing on FTE?
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09-24-2009, 04:12 PM
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Why am I throwing French words around like I know them? This isn't Chevrolet--
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09-24-2009, 04:13 PM
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Why is Chevrolet pronounced like "Frito Lay" - and not "Frito Let".
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