I'm looking at my lawn and trying to decide what I want to do right now.



I think I'll go upstairs, get a cold drink, have a hot shower, a little nap and then get ready to go to a 25th Wedding anniversary party. The lawn will probably be here when I get back.

Have a great weekend guys.

 

I should hope so, but nowadays you never know.

 

I got home from the scrap yard at 2. Took a little snooze. Now it's time to make with the yard work and do a couple quick things on my daily.

 

It's been a quite Sunday, I woke up looked out the window and saw the lawn was indeed still there. Very comforting. Tomorrow I'll take a ride to the Jersey shore for the day to be with some of my grandkids and fully expect it to be there when I return. I'm sure it won't disappoint me. I have even noticed some new species of green growing in it along with the giant mushroom?(fungus) plants on the side. I should look up what they are, they may be more valuable than the house.

 

Good morning PA and surrounding friends and welcome to another Monday. After a very busy weekend, I finally got the truck back together and dropped off at the inspection station. Man, I hope it pays off. As for the yard work, maybe later this week. Hopefully it can cool off long enough to do it all on one afternoon. Have a great day and catch ya all later.

 

Good evening Pa. Not much happening other than trying to get you guys to check out the Free Stuff thread and add what's happening in your area. There is a life off line and the post is about FREE stuff. Not every event has to be as large as Carlisle, just some little get to know you meets( or, sorry I met you ones ).

 

Joe Maybe some aliens will suck the yard up or never no maybe circles lol.

 

That's right Mike, aliens landed in my back yard.

They looked right at me, then the lawn mower, then me, then the lawn mower,

They took the lawn mower.

 

Joe, your wonderful luck continues, they didn't even bother taking the yard with them. Maybe they took the lawn mower to sharpen the blades!

 

I know of two recorded instances of aliens landing in PA. The first one was when a
spaceship the size of a kiddie car landed in the back yard of a beautiful blonde. The
little green men got out, and walked up to the blond, and were so short they barely
came to her knees. One of them said to her in perfect English....

"Take me to your ladder, I'll see your leader later".


The second case was a larger ship landing at a gas station. The alien walked up and
said to the gas pump.... "Get your finger out of your ear and talk to me".


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When they took off there was a bright light and this real loud WHOOOOSH! sound.

After my eyes cleared I noticed this big pile of steaming **** in the middle of my yard.

Like I really need fertilizer.

 

Gives you a reason to go to Lowes to buy a new lawn mower.

 

Buy another lawn mower Chris? What if they decide to take that one?

I will not provide illegal aliens with any equipment that may help support them.

 

I thought you were talking about the little green men

 

Joe that is to funny but really you should buy a push mower one of the reel kinds where the wheels turn the blades people tend not to steal them.

Any way it is 4am in Iraq im on the third cup of tea and having a few cookies cause I can't sleep and I have an early meeting. Glad i'm first to brief the Major so I can nap while every one else is talking.