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One day in a small Aussie town during really stormy weather, the town
begins to flood. Everyone rushes to lifeboats and begins to
flee. But in a church a priest sits on the altar and does not
move. A man runs up to him.

"Father, come quickly, we have a lifeboat ready for you".

But the priest said "No, there is no need for me to flee for the Lord will
provide and he will save me".

"Right, then" said the man "Suit yourself"

A few hours later the water has risen up to the altar where the
priest is standing. A lifeboat zooms through the door with a few
men in it. One man calls to the priest-

"Father come quickly"

Once again the priest says "No, for the Lord will provide and he will save me."

So the lifeboat zooms off. A few hours later the water has risen
up to the crucifix to which the priest is hanging on! A lifeboat
zooms in.

"Father, the town is flooding, you must come with us to
safety."

STILL the priest claims "No, the Lord will provide. He will save me."

A few hours later the water rose up to the roof and the priest
drowned. Later in heaven the priest met God and said:

"Lord, why did you not save me? I had so much faith..."

And God told him "MAN! - what are you talking about!!!!!! I sent 3 bloody lifeboats..."


(I admit - it's an old one.....)
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This guy is on the freeway, trying out his new Mustang, he's really giving it juice... And he starts to hear so some... it's music! an Ice Cream truck passes by him like he where stopped!. "Damn! i'll beat that guy!".

Next day, the guy has a turbo intalled on the car, and on the afternoon he goes to the same freeway again, and once again, he gives it all yet he starts hearing the music again! the truck comes and goes... The guys is out of himself with rage and disbelief: "I'll get that f***ing truck!".

Next day, the guy mortgages the house, sells the wife's car, and trade in the Mustang for a new Lambo. He goes to the freeway and starts racing, "i won't be beaten this time" he tells to himself. And he's actually making it, he very painfully and slow catches up with the Ice Cream truck. "What the f*** are you going to do now? huh?" he say, the other driver calmly rolls down the window, turns his face at him and says "i'll shift second gear now" VROOOOOMMMMM!!!!
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One night a man stops at a small tavern during a long drive, and hears a story from the locals about a ghost that shows up on the highway when it snows real hard.

It seems that when the weather is really bad people who are about to die in car crashes see this old man appear in their car windows, no matter how fast they are going....

He thinks nothing about it, drinks some coffee, and gets back on the road.

Soon the snow begins to fall very thick - the wipers are almost overcome, and he can barely see past the front of his machine.

All of a sudden he gets a real creepy feeling, and a shadow falls on the drivers side window - outside the window is a very old man looking in at him! He looks at the speedometer and see's that he's going 45 kilometers per hour...

How can this old man be moving with the car? It's impossible! But he looks again, and the old man is still there. Now the old man looks like he is saying something, but he can't hear it over the engine. Honestly? He really doesn't want to!

So now he presses down the accellerator and even though he can't see anything ahead goes faster until he is over 90 KPH. The shadow comes to the window AGAIN!

It is the old man! It is STILL THERE!!!

So the man slams down the accellerator and the engine is screaming now!

120, 160, 185 KPH!!!!

Suddenly there is a horrendous "WANG, CLANK, KERCHUNK!!!" from the front of the car, and the engine dies... The man thinks he is dead maybe, and nervously looks at the window...

The old man is still out there looking in at him!

In the silence the old man says to him:

"I was going to tell you that your drive wheels were spinning on the ice - but I don't suppose it matters now..."

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