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01-16-2015, 01:42 PM
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dropped it on his left ********--- so he did the logical thing and...
01-25-2015, 09:52 AM
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Removed it, and placed it in the scrap parts pile. But to his dismay....
01-28-2015, 09:07 AM
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It grew back so he traded it for a...
01-28-2015, 01:47 PM
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left handed monkey wrench so he could....
01-28-2015, 02:15 PM
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Install a left handed monkey on the underside of his old beat up...
01-28-2015, 06:44 PM
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tighty whities before chasing down a .....
01-29-2015, 07:07 AM
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A leaky exhaust bearing, which O'Reilly's...
01-29-2015, 10:25 AM
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had on backorder-- So he orders a new one but it...
01-29-2015, 11:29 AM
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it will take 2 days, in which time he..
01-29-2015, 07:57 PM
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the old one will be squealing like a pig. Because of that I decided to trade the whole thing for a ........
01-30-2015, 08:58 AM
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A brand new pair of wellies, which had a ...
02-02-2015, 01:26 PM
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Which had a Very large dark ....
02-02-2015, 01:54 PM
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Dark clump of manure stuck to the bottom, which caused quite the stir at the...
02-02-2015, 03:08 PM
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ladies tea, but the dog thought it was cool and ...
02-06-2015, 07:30 AM
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marked a tire. He then woke up all the ladies at tea by.....