Part V

[triskit16]

I cant find .223 ammo anywhere in bulk!!! Ahhhh looks like I was late on the draw...

[DieselCamper01]

Thats funny Scott. Some people just like to stick it to others. Not supposed to use company computer for personal stuff is what the "problem" will be. A holes

[triskit16]

Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw

That's one lucky farmer, Lisa!


My day wasn't near as exciting but something really funny happened during a meeting that I was in this afternoon.


We had our monthly field failure analysis meeting today. There are half dozen or so engineers, me (production manager), the plant manager, QA manager, a couple of analysis techs, and a sales VP all in this meeting. The enginner that was hosting the meeting presents a slide show of data for the past three years and at the end of it we had a Q&A session. The plant manager asks, "Do you have the minutes from last meeting?", to which the engineer responds, "Yeah, let me pull that up". He minimizes the Powerpoint presentation and starts going through folders on his laptop looking for this document. While he's doing this, we can all see the contents of his laptop up on the screen. He opens some folder and all of the sudden all of these thumbnails open up and are on the screen.

His wife....butt ass naked. I recognized her from the picnic last summer.

Everyone was like

She looked pretty good too.....

I bet he's in HR right now.

Yall are right....poor guy. I cant imagine how he feels right now! Business computer= business!

[Texas Outlaw]

Susan works IT.

You should hear some of the stories she has about what she finds on people's machines.

Wives, girlfriends, mistresses, gay porn....on and on and on. Whenever she cleans one of those machines up and issues it back, she changes the password to something that lets the end user know that she knows what they are up to.

Like if she finds animal porn, she'll change the password to "Dog Lover" and then give their machine back to them.

She has only stuck it to one person though the whole time she has worked IT and that was only becasue her boss was standing behind her when the images popped up.

[Smokin']

wow..I just got a mental image of Randy giving a safety presentation at work, and pictures of me popping up! Luckily he doesn't actively play with his work laptop so I don't think there would be anything on there. His phone, however, is a different story. I made him delete those because when we were in Omaha his mom kept picking up his phone to browse through the pictures of the animals...

[7.3 Rocket]

Originally Posted by Smokin'

wow..I just got a mental image of Randy giving a safety presentation at work, and pictures of me popping up! Luckily he doesn't actively play with his work laptop so I don't think there would be anything on there. His phone, however, is a different story. I made him delete those because when we were in Omaha his mom kept picking up his phone to browse through the pictures of the animals...

That could've been a bad situation pretty quickly...

Hey, Cris I think I know of a good job for your new "house guest."

They're always hiring. The pay isn't great, but they house you and feed you as well as give you clothes. They'll even send you on some pretty neat trips. They'll teach you discipline and respect that stays with you your whole life.

I'm pretty sure Danny works for them...

[liftedgrocerygetter]

Originally Posted by Smokin'

wow..I just got a mental image of Randy giving a safety presentation at work, and pictures of me popping up! Luckily he doesn't actively play with his work laptop so I don't think there would be anything on there. His phone, however, is a different story. I made him delete those because when we were in Omaha his mom kept picking up his phone to browse through the pictures of the animals...

I have only sent one picture of myself to Troy, it was me in my bikini from this summer. He opened it and said, "is that it". I thought it was a great picture, so needless to say I won't ever send anything to him again.

Originally Posted by 7.3 Rocket

That could've been a bad situation pretty quickly...

Hey, Cris I think I know of a good job for your new "house guest."

They're always hiring. The pay isn't great, but they house you and feed you as well as give you clothes. They'll even send you on some pretty neat trips. They'll teach you discipline and respect that stays with you your whole life.

I'm pretty sure Danny works for them...

I have thought about that job for him, he doesn't like the idea though.......

[King0581]

Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw

That's one lucky farmer, Lisa!


My day wasn't near as exciting but something really funny happened during a meeting that I was in this afternoon.


We had our monthly field failure analysis meeting today. There are half dozen or so engineers, me (production manager), the plant manager, QA manager, a couple of analysis techs, and a sales VP all in this meeting. The enginner that was hosting the meeting presents a slide show of data for the past three years and at the end of it we had a Q&A session. The plant manager asks, "Do you have the minutes from last meeting?", to which the engineer responds, "Yeah, let me pull that up". He minimizes the Powerpoint presentation and starts going through folders on his laptop looking for this document. While he's doing this, we can all see the contents of his laptop up on the screen. He opens some folder and all of the sudden all of these thumbnails open up and are on the screen.

His wife....butt ass naked. I recognized her from the picnic last summer.

Everyone was like

She looked pretty good too.....

I bet he's in HR right now.

Thats funny!

[Smokin']

Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter

I have only sent one picture of myself to Troy, it was me in my bikini from this summer. He opened it and said, "is that it". I thought it was a great picture, so needless to say I won't ever send anything to him again.

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Cris, don't feel bad. I am quite confident you look fabulous in a bikini...

[triskit16]

Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter

I have only sent one picture of myself to Troy, it was me in my bikini from this summer. He opened it and said, "is that it". I thought it was a great picture, so needless to say I won't ever send anything to him again.

I have learned to watch what I say when I receive a picture. I respond appropriately so I may continue to receive more and more. His loss, Cris!

[just another truck]

Cris, if you wish to, send me the picture, I promise to give the correct response!!!

[deereman4020]

Here's the full story of what happened this morning.

Yeah this morning I woke up at 6:00 when my alarm went off I usually don't wake up till 6:45 on school days. Well I reset the clock but forgot to turn it back on and I didn't wake p till 7:15 school starts at 7:33. I'm like screw it I'm gonna be late any ways might as well take my time. Well i get into the truck and fire her up as the garage door is going up. Most days I start her and let her warm up for 15 min. before I get going. This morning I forgot to and I wasn't thinking and I backed out before the garage door wasn't fully up. I only hit the bottom section thank god.

[Smokin']

Jacob go back a few pages to see the train/tractor accident I posted. We're curious what kind of tractor that is.

[Smokin']

OH and sorry to hear about your morning. Didnt hurt the truck did ya?

[just another truck]

Originally Posted by triskit16

I cant find .223 ammo anywhere in bulk!!! Ahhhh looks like I was late on the draw...

here you go..

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