and an even better weekend :-)

 

Dear Duane,


My wife is secretly trying to kill me, she bought me a gym membership for Christmas. Not only that, she wakes me up early each morning and make sure I go. Should I contact the local authorities? Its bad enough all the pain I go through while I am there, and then suffer through till the muscles heal, but the eye candy..... is enough to give a guy a heart attack.

 

MMmmmmmmm Eye candy!

 

Dear Duane,


I have a friend that needs help, he keeps referring to his water filter as a "New Truck". I believe he should know the difference between the two, but now I am just waiting for him to hook it up to a trailer and try to pull something. I am afraid to set him straight, for fear it might break his heart. (I hope at least he was able to pick out his favorite color)

 

Dear Duane
I tried to hook my new truck up to a trailer and try to pull something. But it just spit water at me-- Ya know I wasn't able to pick out his favorite color either.

 

Duane, I'll bet it is his favorite color as long as it is white.

 

:-) White it is!

 

Dear Duane,


Yesterday was kind of a bad day at work, today I got offered a different job. Interesting how that works. Gives me hope that there are alternatives out there. I am not ready to bail out yet, because I am no quitter, and have been through much worse, but it feels good to get an offer! At least its something to consider and talk with the wife about! It really brightented my day!

 

Dear Duane-
I hope Curt likes his ne job-- I mean I have never hired a full time manscapper before :-P
Signed Bushey in Wichita

 

Dear Duane,


Its Friday afternoon! I just figured I would tell you in case you were too busy to notice..

 

Dear Duane, How are things going? I have recently noticed a disappearance of your regular viewers, and wonder if you know where these rascals have disappeared to? Its almost as if everyone in Kansas has disappeared. Where did they go?

 

Dear Duane,
I have been hiding from a friend but he keeps finding me. The other guys are hiding too but he will find them as well.

 

Dear Duane,


My friends like to play hide and seek, but I always find them.. : )

 

Dear Duane I want to cover myself in invisible pait so Curtis can't find me--- do I need 2 coats?

 

Dear Duane, what will Chad look like when he is covered with the paint except for the part of his backside that he can't reach?