LMFAO! hahaha this has got to be the funniest thread that i have seen to date. lol I really like that tampons one hahahaha

 

my primary objective is to smoke the competition

 

my primary is to drive by dodges and chevys at night and turn their truck's nuts blue cause of all my lights = ) wats really fun is actin like your slow and then blow by. EAT THIS TAMPON BOY!!!

 

if you ain't strokin, you must be jokin

 

Now be nice.........................the first truck I ever drove had a bulldog on the hood and that was 41 years ago. Since then I've heard that many times and used it when I wasn't driving one.

I like "real trucks rattle"

and this:

 

 

I woke my wife up laughing at these. Keep it up guys.

 

I have a twisted mind when I am drinkin.....this is what I came up with....it even rhymes a little bit


PowerStroke it to the Max......and leave all the Cummins on their backs

 

''Drips Oil Drips Grease Everywhere'', ''real turcks dont have sparkplugs'', ''what crushed the rock, made the ram cry, made GMC amature grade, made toyota start moving backwards and made nissian take the ''f'' out of shift''. ''First On Race Day'' and ''Flys Over Racing Dodge''

 

Yeah that one always gets the mac guys going lol

 

So, what time is it when you see a Dodge following a Chevy down the road?

















It's tin after tin, of course!

 

Bumper sticker on a souped up Super Duty F250 'stroker


"You are following an experimental alternative fuel vehicle.
This truck not only burns diesel but rear tires as well."

I WANT ONE!!

 

i have always liked real trucks don't have spark plugs

 

there is also: WARNING, SURGEON GENERAL SAYS ITS O.K. TO SMOKE YOU!

 

1) FORD, the Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!

2) PowerStroke beats the Dodge that Broke!

3) Open the Exhaust on a POWERSTROKE and you have the Sound of Power
Open the exhaust on a DODGE & it sounds like a COW WITH A CASE OF GAS