Why do guys try to get a women drunk?
So she doesn't remember how bad you where the night before.

It's time to quit drinking when you wake up from a passionate night with scratches and your cats cowering in the corner.

Isn't one of the side effects of Viagra blurred vision?
Viagra....Making ugly girls happy daily.

The benefit of senility is waking up with a different women everyday.

 

Well I try to not be bad the night before but if she is I don't mind giving a spanking lol.
Viagra blurred vison really next time some one ask if I need glasses I'm just going to say no just need to lay off the VIAGRA.

 

Eagles and Steelers win, both Pennsy teams in the playoffs. Dare we hope? Would we be able to create a logjam on the turnpike with Stealer and Eagles fans if the turnpike bowl became a reality? Which town is the halfway point between Philly and Pittsburgh? I would definitely book a room for the game. I may not be able to go to the Super bowl, but that would be the next best thing.

 

Howdy all, have youse guys seen this announcement???????/
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/f...uncements.html

 

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

We twa hae run about the braes,
And pu'd the gowans fine;
But we've wandered mony a weary fit
Sin' auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

We twa hae paidled i' the burn,
Frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roared
Sin' auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

And there's a hand, my trusty fiere,
And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right guid-willie waught

For auld lang syne.

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.


Good morning to all and wishing you a Happy and Safe New Year!!!!!