You Might Be a Redneck if..........

[glruff]

you start a thread like this.

[bigsteve1969]

your LOADED toolbox consists of only a couple things.... 1. WD-40 for things that dont move that is supposed to. and number 2. duck tape for things moving that AINT supposed to

[glruff]

If you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." you might be a redneck

[Scndsin]

If you mow your yard & find a vehicle you forgot about.

If you have one or more major appliances on your front porch.

If you go to a family reunion to meet women.

You're still using a wire spool for a coffee table.

Your driveway is lined with tractor tires cut in half & stuck in the ground.

You miss Thanksgiving dinner cause you got stuck deerhunting.

You know several recipes for possum by heart.

Your hunting dogs eat better than you do.

You try & pass off "beer" as a medical expense on your tax return.

Your bottle tree does not have a single wine bottle on it.

You aim for that deer that runs out in front of your truck.

Your wife drives a nicer truck than you do.

You look & dress like "Vegas" Elvis without trying.

At least 2 family members & 3 friends last words were "Hey Yall, watch this!"

Your sisters wedding reception was at Joe's Pool Hall, Washateria & Detail Shop.