lol thanx pat, i figured i oughta haul my carcass in here once in a while hahaha, so how are things going around here?

 

Pretty good. We managed to blab ourselves to a record part 5 in this thread last month!

 

rock on! what do u think we'll get to this month?

 

Good Afternoon all. Been busy at this place called work today.. and I have a sick kid at home.. so been running around crazy! that's life!

Hey Snowman.. Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty eight hours? That ain't never been done before

I heard this.. i guess he is "East bound and down"

my fav song of his was "She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft."
ha! with that..

KOOK OF THE DAY!
Lyrics:

Well, I guess it was back in ’63
When eatin’ my cookin’ got the better of me,
So I asked this little girl I was goin’ with to be my wife.
Well, she said she would, so I said “I do”.
But I’da said I wouldn’t if I’da just knew
How sayin’ “I do” was gonna screw up all of my life!
Well, the first few years weren’t all that bad –
I’ll never forget the good times we had
‘Cause I’m reminded every month when I send her the child support.
Well, it wasn’t too long till the lust all died,
And I’ll admit I wasn’t too surprised
The day I come home and found my suitcase sittin’ out on the porch.
Well, I tried to get in – she changed the locks!
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox
That said, “Goodbye, turkey! My attorney will be in touch!” Mm-hmm…
So I decided right then and there
I’s gonna do what’s right – give her her fair share.
But brother – I didn’t know her share’s gon’ be THAT much!
She got the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
I got the shaft. I got the shaft.

They split it right down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, it all sounds sorta funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft.

Now, listen – you ain’t heard nothin’ yet:
Why, they give her the color television set,
Then they give her the house, the kids, and both of the cars! See?
Well, then they start talkin’ ‘bout child support,
Alimony, and the cost of the court –
Didn’t take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was!
I’m tellin’ ya, they have made a mistake
‘Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes!
Besides; everything I ever had worth takin’, they’ve already took!
While she’s livin’ like a queen on alimony,
I’m workin’ two shifts eatin’ baloney,
Askin’ myself, “Why didn’t you just learn how to cook?!?!”
They give her the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
They give me the shaft. I got the shaft.
They said they’re splittin’ it all down the middle,
But she got the better half.
Well, it all sounds mighty funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft.

Well, she got the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
I got the shaft. I got the shaft.
They split it all down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, I guess it all sounds funny, Hoo, hoo, hoo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft.
(They ain’t kiddin’ me – I got the shaft.)

Well, I don’t have to worry ‘bout totin’ a billfold n’more.
Hahahahaha…
I let my wife tote it; I’mon’ be carryin’ food stamps –
You get it, judge? I’mon’ be… Just… Hahahaha…
Ah, it’s not funny, huh? Huh? Huh?
Contempt of court? Whaddaya mean?
Listen, judge: I’s just kiddin’!

 

I don't know, depends on how blabby we are! I was hoping to try and plan a G2G this month, but my step sons have a thousand (seems like it, anyway) football games over the next month, so we'll see.

 

Hey Dallas. Yeah, I read that in the paper today. I loved that movie (the first one, anyway). I think I've seen it 50 times. Have the DVD at home too.

 

hhmmm, favorite Jerry Reed song? that's a toughy i like so many of them! i like his version of "500 miles away from home" and obviously "East Bound and Down". i could go on and on about the songs he sings! one of my favorite singers (hence 'The_SnowMan710')

 

May have to watch "Smokey and the Bandit" or "Gator" again in his honor! East bound and down is my favorite of his.

 

wow it's chilly outside today, kinda sobering lol

 

you mean you are sober now that you are 21?

 

 

See, he's got it all backwards!!LOL!

 

How long did it take to get sober, or is it still a "work in progress"?? lol

 

He's probably still sweating out all that booze, so that's why he's chilly!!LOL!!

 

hahaha i'm sober now, but wow, it was a bad morning, and to make it worse, everybody wants to go drinking tonight AGAIN! i think i'll just play DD tonight...