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You maybe a redneck... if you cut the grass and find a car

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You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't, you might be a redneck
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You might be a redneck, if you take the time to read this thread.
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You might be a redneck if you have an ambulance in your front yard and want to move to put the jeep back.

You might be a redneck if you have used plastic soda bottles as a radio installation kit.

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You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. You might be a redneck
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