Hey guys, sad day for me here. I've got to sell my truck. With the little one on the way, I just don't have the money right now for it that I want to invest. If anyone knows anybody whose looking, let me know, Thanks

 

Uhhmm,, we may need just a little more info there, Ryan. Got any particulars on the truck??

 

Ryan's wife taking over...
He isn't going to sell the truck
he thinks that selling the truck will help us financially but it won't - we have to much invested into this truck with his tools and air compressor etc....so don't worry about particulars he is NOT selling the truck - if Benjamin & I have anything to do with it!

 

It's not right to your hubby's posts!

 

Having to sell your truck won't fix 18 years of $$$ that will be spent for the newest.

 

Its me again. I'm still not sure about selling or not. The wife wants me to wait and see how things are in 6 months. SO I will give her the benifit of the doubt and see how things are. As far as a new truck there Tom, I was just going to offer you a Pallet of beer cases for it...wanna trade?

Just trying to do the best I can for my family

 

I was referring to your newest child. As far as the trade, just one pallet won't do. You may need to park several moving trucks out here. Then you get to deal with Lisa.

 

As far as the first child: Chinese labor, as far as Lisa: In the Immortal words of Ron White: "Diamonds, That'll shut her up!"

 

Lisa just said, diamonds won't do. "Money will do." I know for a fact, diamonds won't work for her. She knows how much $$$ has gone into that truck.

 

... for a minute!

 

Less than 30 sec.

 

For some: Where's the rest?

NOT LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

I don't know her well enough (at all) to say

 

Anybody that thinks a diamond will shut them up is silly....Diamond companies KNOW that it won't, and they're banking on it.

Potential responses...
"A half carat? That's all I'm worth to you is a half carat?"
"Why didn't you get a D clarity stone?"
"This doesn't look like the blue one in Titanic." (any woman that says this SHOULD be thrown overboard)
"This doesn't pop with my wardrobe as well as a 5 carat stone would"
"What did you do wrong?"
"It's lovely...so when am I going to be getting the matching earrings?"
...and upon getting her the earrings...
"This is great, but it just isn't complete without the tiara."
"Wait...this is a South African diamond. I wanted a Siberian diamond!"
"We need to get good protection for this diamond...that new SLR class Mercedes roadster would be perfect!"


So, the short of it is....Ron White was too drunk when he said that, cause he was WRONG!

 

Wow!!! You have an amazing ability to see into the women's brain!! I must learn from you o learned one. But one question: When is Ron White NOT drunk and talking? I'll point you in the direction of my signature. I agree with Titanic one...

 

Tom, should'nt your location be "NOT AT WORK"