Good morning all, it's a cold cloudy day here, Jack Frost is closing in.

 

Afternoon everyone, I'm on vacation again just for a week this time. Going to see Jason Aldean, Florida Georga Line, and Tyler Farr live in concert at the MTS centre here in Winnipeg . Man I hate Winnipeg driving... And I hate trying to park a full sized truck as well... Hope everyone is staying safe and staying busy

 

This just in:


NEVER CHEAT ON A SASKATCHEWAN WOMAN! --- A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenters' saw. The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ........ "Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"

 

Thats a good one Grant, I tried to rep ya but I still need to spread around the love first.

It kind of reminds me of this lol

 

Morris thats too bad about Corner Gas

 

I am enjoying morning coffee with Sports Desk. My 150 has a fancy alarm with a remote activator. At 7:10am the activator went off which meant the truck alarm went off. Ran to the upper bedroom window over looking the alley where truck is parked. Saw a native teenager running away from truck. I ran outside but could not see this POS. Went to look at truck and noticed a brink laying beside drives front wheel with noticeable marks on drives window and paint chipped on door. Somehow the window was not broken. That is "built Ford tough".

What a way to start a Monday.

 

The brick that did not make it thru the awesome Ford glass

 

Yes that is something you don't want to do twice.

That was a very big fire, they had two other departments come help them. It took them about 3 hours to get the fire out. It also had the potential to be extra dangerous because of the chemicals that where kept in the building.

 

What was this building used for after the movie was filmed?

 

We had a old landmark store that burned here, it had many cans of paint that fueled the fire

 

Morning boys...and a soggy morning it is.

TJ...we're in an age where even criminals can't face commitment. That glass would have broke if the kid wasn't scared to commit to the task. Even a crook doesn't put forth an honest effort nowadays. Sucks that you have a repair to take care of now.

Too bad about the town of Roleau, though I wasn't a Corner Gas fan...not nice to see a place get wrecked.

Have a good day everyone... Even you Gerry!!

 

YOur correct. Criminals now a days are lazy. So now the lazy prairie boy mentality extends to criminals.

 

Happy Tuesday mornin'all. Sorry to here about your incident TJ. We had it happen to us 20yrs ago in the city. Broke the window for a couple buck's worth of change in the consol. Little bugger's can run fast when they're scared. Have a great day guy's.
On a lighter note:


Deception!!- -- With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up? "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons ofher blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiledapprovingly. She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpledup?" "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" He said "No!, trying to hide his arousal. She said ...... "Check the garage!"

 

The fellow that owned the building made orthotics' and prosthetic limbs. He has been in business for about 20 years. He says he plans to rebuild.

 

Morning gang