So my oldest and I are leaving the grocery store yesterday and an impatient youngster was behind me revving his "fart pipe", and just being annoying as all H*ll. I pulled out of the lot and without waiting to see if the coast was clear he zoomed around me giving the universal one fingered wave. I pulled up at the light next to him and Daniel looked over at me and asked "you saw what he did"? I nodded and the light turned green and off we went. I stayed right beside him for about half the distance to the next light , then I put my foot in the water pump. I thought the fact that Daniel waved to him as we pulled away was classic, but the even better part came next.
I thought that Daniel was your tyipical 11 year old, into bright red sports cars and such. But when the guy pulled up next to us at the next light he stuck his head out the window and said... "Turbo Diesel Baby". I thought the other guy was gonna cry right there in front of his girlfriend. The only thing that would have nade it any better was if I had had "smoke".