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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting"Holy Crap, What a Ride" R.I.P.Marty, Jason
Ever notice there are some Ladies so erotic looking that it's hard to imagine them with their clothes on? I try to, I really do! But a normal heterosexual man just can't do it 24 hours a day.
And if that ain't bad enough, sometimes you wish that you were her motorcycle seat...
Okay, yeah - I've been accused of being a lecher before... Doctor RUTH was a PRUNE - a wrinkly old fossil - but understood what SEX was about. (?) I can't imagine being in bed with her, but she surely had someone...
Go figure, if I was screwed up, number one it wouldn't capture my imagination!
I can assure you every part of me still works.
SECOND: I was made that way, there are no messed up genes that I can identify in me.
Shucks, if a bull in a field full of heifers tried to mount another BULL you'd slaughter the dang thing!!!
If it never mounted anything you'd likely sell the worthless SOB!
Thing I hate the most about Political Correctness is the implied emasculation of normal people. Geldings wearing suits!
Add to my "ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANIST" views the concept of "POLITICALLY SUICIDAL NORMALCY", if you will.
I'm just an ordinary Guy!
SEX and Christmas were both things I was brought up to appreciate - the difference being that one of them comes only once a year...
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