NE June B/S Thread Part 2
#76
Afternoon everyone...
I picked a bad weekend to be in Omaha... I'll never get used to being awakened by storms and tornado sirens. We were staying down at Offutt AFB, so we were quite a ways from the worst of it, but the sirens were on from about 2:25am - 2:45am.
I don't know what's worse, just sleeping until your house blows away, or getting woke up by sirens and not knowing if you are going to get hit!
I picked a bad weekend to be in Omaha... I'll never get used to being awakened by storms and tornado sirens. We were staying down at Offutt AFB, so we were quite a ways from the worst of it, but the sirens were on from about 2:25am - 2:45am.
I don't know what's worse, just sleeping until your house blows away, or getting woke up by sirens and not knowing if you are going to get hit!
For that reason most people that I know sit on their decks and watch the tornadoes and storms come in. It's kind of morbid if you think about it , but we like to see our impending doom coming.
#78
Too funny, sorry you had to endure that... just wait till you have to go through it as the groom! HA! But, you've got some time before that happens...
#80
The one who is soon to be (aug.2) still lives at home and one of the others lives a block and a half away with her five kids. And guess who gets to babysit whenever my sisters do some thing??!? MMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#85
Subject: Blondes with Hammers
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna,
were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for
Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down
house siding, would reach into her nail pouch,
pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder
or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end,
and I throw them away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron!
Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side
of the house."
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna,
were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for
Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down
house siding, would reach into her nail pouch,
pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder
or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end,
and I throw them away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron!
Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side
of the house."