The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.

#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So, you don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen...fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo."

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know som eone who can post your bail."

And...............THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!.......Drum Roll Please!!!!!!!

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't."

 

Well I didn't get my cheeseburger. As a matter of fact, I am just now getting to eat "lunch". So, Randy you can quit hating me until tomorrow. Long story short, the boss came back early, in a foul mood, the book keeper in the office called him an S.O.B. He gave me a deadline that was almost impossibe to meet. The production color copier took a dump, but I made the deadline! Did I mention that my Dad is the boss?

By the way, I think I know cop # 3, 9, 12, and 14.

 

Good Morning Randy and New Mexico!

 

Good morning NM G2G is starting to take shape

 

Morning everyone. I am trying to convince Suz to make her German Potato salad.

 

come on Suzy

 

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Good Wednesday morning New Mexico!!!

 

Good morning Ken..... welcome to the land of entrapment

 

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Yep its come on vacation leave on probation

 

Hey guys what do you think of the new sig

 

Looks good to me.

 

Hey guys..... I do make sure that he eats better at home.... he doesn't have time for anything else at work.....