How much are you paying her per bag?

I hope it's at least minimum wage...

 

Well I asked her if she wanted me to get frisky. She raised the pitch fork and pointed it at me. What's up with that?

Was that a yes or no?

 

I consulted the ouija board : "All signs point to no" lol

 

Yeah, keep it up George, you'll get "Forked" all right!!

 

Thanks Steve, that clears that up

 

Now Pat that was a classic, I wish I could give you some luv, but you know you got it earlier.

 

Heehee....come on George, your a moderator....you should be able to rep anyone, anytime!!

 

I know I should, but I can't.

 

Hey, what did the doc have to say, anyway? Did you crack anything in there during your little spill?

 

Doc didn't think anything was cracked. Said it was more of an internal bruise. He ordered an x-ray to be sure. Said even if it were cracked, there would be nothing for him to do except give me an anti-inflamatory for pain, which he did.

 

Well, nothing like better living through chemistry! Hopefully you get healed up soon. Not too soon, though. Wouldn't want to ruin the scheme you got going there at home, with the wife doing all the landscaping!!

 

Ahahaha, I hate to be medicated.

Barry what time's the BBQ for the chapter

 

Holy crap, you would think the world is coming to an end. Asked wifey if she minded washing OUR truck.

Her reply was not pretty. In fact I don't think it could be posted in the Club even if it was a linky.

 

So, again, I take it her answer was an emphatic NO?

 

Maybe you could strike a deal, and have her just wash the little one - after all, it was her mulch that got it dirty...