A rabbit one day managed to break free from
the laboratory where he had been born and
brought up. As he scurried away from the
fencing of the compound, he felt grass under
his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for
the first time in his life.

"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long
before he came to a hedge and after squeezing
under it he saw a wonderful sight - lots of other
bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory
and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend
hopped over to them and started eating the grass.
It tasted so good.

"What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there?
It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and
eat them." This, he couldn't resist and he spent
the next hour eating the most succulent carrots.

They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again,
"What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in
it. We eat that as well." The lettuce tasted just as good
and he returned a while later completely full.

"It's fantastic out here in the world" he told them.

"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them
asked.

"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild
rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We
thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the
lab. I'm dying for a cigarette."

 

Good one!

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...and a cup of coffee