i thought it would be fun to do a "you might be a redneck thread". i was looking through some pics and every one of them seemed funny in a redneck way.

You might be a redneck if.....


your tractor ignition switch hangs loosely for an extended period of time even if it would be easily re-installed.


you think this hay ring has a couple years left if you use some more baler twine


you sometimes set out hay in this manner while the hay spear sets by the barn


this is your secondary mode of transportation.


you feed the mules in a tuxedo


your idea of the best prom picture includes your truck

 

roll em in boys.

 

You might be a redneck if..... you think a 401K is your mother in laws bra size.
You might be a redneck if..... your tools are worth more than your car. Thats all tha ti could think of for now. Noticed that you have a really nice hood on your truck. Where did you get it? and how much was it?

 

$425. its a good heavy one too. i got it at a local place.

 

Was that $425 painted or did you have to have it painted after?

 

that was raw. but, none of it cost me anything. when that woman hit me, it hurt my hood. i got a good adjuster, and he figured me a new hood.

 

Ya all might be a redneck if you kiss that mule before you kiss your prom date!!

Rog

 

You might be a redneck if....youve been to a tractor pull and when it started storming (thundering and lightning) the announcer had to tell you to move from the non-covered grandstands to the covered grandstands.

 

You might be a red-neck if any part of your exhaust includes a beer can.

Love the Prom picture includes your truck one....LMAO

 

ya, got one with her dirty escape tooo. looked like it had been four-wheeling

 

where is everyone else's redneck photos?

 

I don't dare start with the self incrimination in this thread Right now though I have a piece of bailing twine holding my tie rod to the leaf spring while I'm doing ball joint R&R.

 

Yeah but atleast your not driving it with bailing wire hold the tie rod to the knuckle....seen it on a bronco II that a guy runs the dunes with. Stock little pile but it nitrous!

 

Whats wrong with prom pic including the truck?
Especially when you have nice trucks like ours!

Ps yes my prom pic has my truck in it!

 

Nothing that bad, but I did use bailing wire once on my wife's old Ranger to keep the counterweight on the driveshaft that mysteriously came loose from banging around on the U-joint.