I got a chuckle outa this one...

You can steal all my money,
And fool around with my wife,
but if you touch this TRUCK,
and you're FU*K-ing with your life!!!

with a pic of a big .357 Mag under it..

Remember, I live in the Country (ReDNeK HeAvEn)

 

The_Guy:


Any chance I could get the link to that site?[/QUOTE]

Here it is: Offensive T-shirts - Rude and Nasty Offensive Foul Mouth Shirts
Warning: Trudge though this muck at your own risk, some of it is truly filthy. (alright, alright, not all at once guys, you'll crash the website)
My two favorite shirts are: Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, who's bringing the chips? (Mentioned above)
and
If we aren't suppose to eat animals why are they made of meat?

 

Monsterbaby - R.E.: Your thought of the day... my wife and I had been discussing a few of our relations about 15 minutes before I read that ... I about died laughing!!! Thanks!

 

Here it is: Offensive T-shirts - Rude and Nasty Offensive Foul Mouth Shirts
Warning: Trudge though this muck at your own risk, some of it is truly filthy. (alright, alright, not all at once guys, you'll crash the website)
My two favorite shirts are: Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, who's bringing the chips? (Mentioned above)
and
If we aren't suppose to eat animals why are they made of meat?[/quote]

Thanks, thats a pretty funny site.

I got another one that Ive seen a sticker but I owe as a shirt, Its from the movie boondock saints.

" Hey fu*k @$$ gimma a beer"

 

Eat lamb - 100,000 coyotes can't be wrong !

 

on the back of ragged chevette, "Answer My Prayers, Steal This Car"

 

Thats a Good one!

 

My favorite bumper sticker is "Medicated For Your Protection".

 

I saw one the other day that said "powered by chuck norris." My buddies and I made a huge magnet that said "I made the sex offenders list, did you?" and put it on my buddy nicks truck he was wondering why people kept pointing at him and giving him dirty looks.

 

On the back of an El Camino being driven by some chick:

If you're gonna ride my a$$, at least pull my hair.

 

WOW, thats brave. I have to ask, is he still your friend. lol

 

Keep them coming. Another one i seen on a bumper" stop looking at my arss". WOW, i hit the 400 mark. Drinks on me for everybody, well reps anyway. Its been a great 400.

 

Good Deal Mike!!

 

Yeah we're still good buddies he got me back though and made a magnet that said "cowboys butts drive me nuts. Proud to be a colon cowboy." We worked at a car wash and had a surplus of magnets that blew off of cars so we made up all kinds of magnets.

 

Thats awesome.