I actually rear ended someone when I read this one a few years back.......

(I'll prolly get slapped for it)...No offense anyone!!!!!

"If girls are made of sugar and spice, then why do they all smell like fish?"

 

Have two that sort of goes with this theme and they are on my truck


Bush is a punk-*** chump

The other sticker says

When Clinton lied NOBODY died

 

" to close for missles switching to guns" LOL my dad saw it once and now he always says it. or " if you were going any slower you would be going back wards" lol

 

yeah i have that on mine

 

Danny, What color would you like.

 

I find this funny...only because, if this bumper sticker were on your truck, and someone was reading it, wouldn't it mean that YOU'RE the one going slow?

 

I got one that has a picture of hillary and a picture of obama...then right between them is says "the choice is clear...vote REPUBLICAN" hahaha

I really like that one about bush and the arabs...any idea where to get one?

 

On the back of my 53' foot Great Dane:

Jimmy Hoffa: Please call your dispatcher (I think you got to be old to understand that one)
and
Win a Ballon - Show me your ***** (it worked numerous times out on I-80)

On the rear window of my truck now:

Harry Reid does not speak for this Nevadan

and

OK Nevada, so who stole Harry Reid's huevos? (with a picture of that mongrel on it)

and

Want Socialism? Vote Democratic! (with the sickle and hammer of the old USSR - and boy does that one **** people off)

 

Death before dishonor

Real trucks don't have spark plugs

 

Ok your wife must not have much of a sense of humor I read this one and started cracking up so read it to my wife and 10 minutes later she still just starts chuckling when she thinks about it.

 

i have one that says "ford makes it international shakes it"
i want to have one made that says "built ford though with cornbinder stuff"

 

DONT STEAL.. THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION.. i like that one and the other day i seen a dude with a sticker that said I CANT AFFORD GAS BUT I GOT 24's THANKS TAXPAYERS< thats for real i bout wanted to just run over him but i knew he wouldn't have insurance on nuthin but the rims

 

Farmboy- "Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms ...should be a convenvience store, not a government agency." That is one of the best things Ive ever heard.


Any chance I could get the link to that site?

 

alrite the best one that ive seen said... "Lifted cause fat chicks cant jump" and Billybob69 that sticker is hilarious cant stop laughing at it

 

"If you cant a(ford symbol) to RAM it, (Chev symbol) it up your a$$!"

"Are you having phone sex, or do you always drive like that?"