On a fellow contractor's truck in Beverly Hills

Make Welfare as hard to get as building permits.

 

I have three I'm planning to put on my truck. In the middle on the tailgate will be one that says "if you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you" on on the right side of the bumper near the exhaust will be one that says "Eat my soot" and on the left side of the bumper will say "who said diesels were slow?"

 

"I fight poverty... I WORK!"

(On a coworker's tool box.)

 

I got this on my rear window.

 

Come on, that has FORD writen all over it






I think the license plate speaks for it's self on this one!

 

Women come and go but a truck you can rely on

My Great Dane is smarter than your honor student

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it

Horn broke watch for finger

Just a few of my favorites

 

I just saw this one while vacationing in California of all places! "That Obama sticker on your car makes you look like a dumba$$." And had to post it!

 

I've always liked this one... Im-Only-Speeding-Cause-I-Really-Have-To-Poop Bumper Sticker from Zazzle.com

 

Feel safe at night.
Sleep with a fireman.

 

I saw an F350 with probably a 6" or more lift with a sticker, "Lifted cause Fat Chicks can't Jump." I almost crashed laughing!!!

 

Dip me in honey, and throw me to the lesbians

 

Probably already mentioned, but- 'don't steal; the government hates competition!'

 

THE AINTGOTNO RANCH

 

Not sure if it was the funniest, but it was damn funny.

This is the one here. It was an older gentlemen (clearly a retired Marine) with a flat top hair cut driving a beat up old Chevy truck. I saw it on the interstate, laughed my *** off and gave him a thumbs up as I went by. I was in uniform at the time, so he waved back.

Not saying I am a war monger or anything, just thought that the guts this guy has in the modern day to have a sticker like that just screams he does not give a damn about what you think about him. I applaud him for that.

 

Gotta stick this on trailer... Say something about this photo