I got a lil Mickey Mouse toy welder. Says "My First Welder" on the side in bubble gum shaped letters. You pull this little string out then go to welding. The little string pulls back in making crackling sounds.
Actually it aint much bigger, mine's 110 volts and can't weld more than sheet metal. Great on doors, exhausts, mower decks, etc. which is why I got it.
I gotta go to friends too when I need REAL welding.