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#122
03-02-2008, 10:14 AM
Originally Posted by sglaine
TJC Transport was driving along on the freewaywith a big flashing arrow on his attenuator truck. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but,because hes reporting an accident on theother side of the highway , talking to the cops on his cell phone, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"
TJC says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"
TJC says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"
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03-03-2008, 05:06 AM
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Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history y and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
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03-03-2008, 08:07 AM
#132
03-03-2008, 09:08 AM
morning all
Hey tom you know i was funnin withya up there ya aint posted since i hope youre not upset
Hey tom you know i was funnin withya up there ya aint posted since i hope youre not upset
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03-03-2008, 04:33 PM
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no Bob, not upset. i went out ar 3 am for a little drive, and just got back in 1/2 hour ago.
585 miles, and 168 gallons of fuel.
Phil, i am going to send "shingles" to my father, with your email address.
he is still suffering from a nasty case of shingles he contracted last october, so don't be surprised if he hunts you down and gives you a nasty backslap to the head.
585 miles, and 168 gallons of fuel.
Phil, i am going to send "shingles" to my father, with your email address.
he is still suffering from a nasty case of shingles he contracted last october, so don't be surprised if he hunts you down and gives you a nasty backslap to the head.