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Old 03-16-2008, 10:18 PM
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Warning: New Virus Alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever
- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 06:32 AM
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Cheers to that.
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:39 AM
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Good one......
 
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Heh,heh,heh,hahahahaha!
Ya baby.
That's why I'm off for a week's holiday,I was starting to feel infected.
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:40 AM
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I cant say I suffer from that right now
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:42 AM
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I think we all do.
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:49 AM
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Int he wintertime I sure do haha.
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 12:10 PM
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Funny how that is.lol.
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 01:08 PM
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I don't think you are allowed to sweat where I work. I think if you do they send you home.
 
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:33 PM
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Are they hiring?
 
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Old 03-18-2008, 05:23 AM
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Ha ha. I don't think so. They probably have more people than they really need. The forest industry is kind of unstable at the moment. I used to be a supervisor and I don't know if I could handle it now. There doesn't seem to be much urgency to get the job done.
 
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Old 03-18-2008, 05:11 PM
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Yeah theres always urgency over safety it seems. Even though most places preach safety.
 
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Old 03-18-2008, 05:21 PM
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Yeah theres always urgency over safety it seems. Even though most places preach safety.
Which is good. Sometimes they go a little overboard though.
 
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Old 03-18-2008, 05:49 PM
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Always go overboard. I think its a good idea to go overboard myself.
Can never be to safe.
 
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You always want to leave work with all your fingers and toes.
 


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