Spend wisely...........

How to use the tax rebate:

As you may have heard the Bush administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will all go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and visit Indian casinos, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.

 

I'm going to buy cement, rebar, two tires for my truck (us made but still from wal fart), two tires for my trailer (used), and spend the rest on my bills, so very little of my money will leave the country.
Maybe I'll give a little bit to Shari's or Applebees.

 

Great excuse to buy more Budweiser and go to Seven Cedars!

 

I figure that mine will go towards a new tranny and the rest (if any left) will go towards paying bills

 

I'm not even sure if I'll get a dime, but what the hey...I'm sure I'll buy parts for Buford with whatever I get.

I think it's funny that they spend so much just sending the letters out to let us KNOW that a check will be coming. The last time Bush did this, the cost of just the notification letter being sent was over 18 million dollars. Hows that for silly?

 

I'm with Mike, let's go to the Indian Casino.

 

Beer And Casino For Good Ole Client #9

 

My '74 needs parts.

 

With the rebate/refund you may be able to get a beer and $20 at the slots.

 

ACTUALLY I WILL BREAK EVEN BECAUSE i OWE AGAIN....

 

None of us break even, we just hope we do't leave the earth with our kids owing too much!

 

Next year, we will have to put a check mark in the little box saying we recieved the check and have taken out from the next return.

 

That almost sounds like being honest with the IRS.

 

I try not to be honest sometimes.

 

EASY SCO... I mean Tom, we cannot have dishonesty here