Delaware's Most Frivolous Posts part 2
#1130
03-02-2008, 01:16 PM
Post Fiend
Originally Posted by phil6608
Thanks Sean,,,
I DO have a big smile on my face today..
I DO have a big smile on my face today..He He He I bet you do phil...We know you had company last night....LOL
#1131
03-02-2008, 01:44 PM
Senior User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Blades, DE
Posts: 453
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Southern Hospitality
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman.
With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool
shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said......
"Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold
beer.
You do whatever you want!"
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman.
With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool
shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said......
"Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold
beer.
You do whatever you want!"
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
