WARNING: Scam ALERT

[Secret Agent 069]

Subject: Watch our for this new scam Important Information - Please read so you can avoid this serious Scam !! A "heads up" about shopping at Home Depot. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Rona. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 28th. Also December 1st, and twice on the 2nd, and it is very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.

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[Skoda]

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